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Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely assiduous devotee this year.
In April, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In August, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In February, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon dykestar (65 points). In October, I sacrificed rainboweyedrops to Cthulhu (500 points). In May, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In July, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points).
In short, I have been very good (450 points) and deserve to get hooked up with one of those cute Innsmouthers.
Your humble and obedient servant,
sugarsnaps
Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In June on a flight to Pakistan, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In May I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Saturday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In September I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Monday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-29 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
sugarsnaps