"Get it?" [Harry/Scorpius. PG-13]
Title: Get it?
Pairing: Harry Potter/Scorpius Malfoy
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 100
Warnings: cross-gen, fluff
Beta: None; all mistakes are mine, so feel free to point them out.
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
A/N: Drabble written for harryscorp100 with the prompt of "punchline" and in honour of piratesmile331's birthday, because I promised her fluff after weeks of my angsty drabbles. Enjoy love! ♥
"Sex!" exclaimed Scorpius.
Harry choked on his Firewhiskey, his arm around Scorpius's waist. They were at the Ministry gala, exchanging pleasantries with the Minister of Magic.
Scorpius looked at Harry and the Minister expectantly. "Get it? That's the punchline!"
Blushing furiously, Harry guided Scorpius away. "If...you will just excuse us, please."
"What? I thought it was a funny joke," Scorpius said, pouting.
Harry tightened his grip on Scorpius. "I don't even know why I take you out in public sometimes."
"Because you can't resist showing me off." Scorpius smiled winningly.
Harry kissed him on the cheek. "You're lucky you're cute when you smile."
Pairing: Harry Potter/Scorpius Malfoy
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 100
Warnings: cross-gen, fluff
Beta: None; all mistakes are mine, so feel free to point them out.
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
A/N: Drabble written for harryscorp100 with the prompt of "punchline" and in honour of piratesmile331's birthday, because I promised her fluff after weeks of my angsty drabbles. Enjoy love! ♥
"Sex!" exclaimed Scorpius.
Harry choked on his Firewhiskey, his arm around Scorpius's waist. They were at the Ministry gala, exchanging pleasantries with the Minister of Magic.
Scorpius looked at Harry and the Minister expectantly. "Get it? That's the punchline!"
Blushing furiously, Harry guided Scorpius away. "If...you will just excuse us, please."
"What? I thought it was a funny joke," Scorpius said, pouting.
Harry tightened his grip on Scorpius. "I don't even know why I take you out in public sometimes."
"Because you can't resist showing me off." Scorpius smiled winningly.
Harry kissed him on the cheek. "You're lucky you're cute when you smile."