cats > people
Gotta friend who works at the Humane Society. I'm thinking it may be time to go ahead and adopt thirty cats because, let's be honest you guys, we all know how this is going to play out. I'm going to be the crazy spinster lady living alone with just her cats until one day my neighbors notice an odd stench. It will be days until they find me, dead, with five cats gnawing at my body.
My future. Mark it down.
My future. Mark it down.