Chelsea's Tuesday Survey
The Most Random Survey
What's the first thing you do when waking up in the morning?
Stumble out to the living room to watch The Weather Channel, Your Local on the 8's.
Do you prefer a shower or bath?
shower
How many times a day do you brush your teeth?
one, sometimes two
How often do you find yourself thinking about your ex?
One, very seldom. Another more often - when i listen to Pink Floyd or think about the evolution of my handwriting, for instance. Add that i talked to him for the first time in years a couple of weeks ago.
What kind of cell phone do you have?
A Verizon rental phone - mine disentegrated around Christmas.
What would you do with a 10 bill you found on the ground?
Today the snow is blowing sideways. Although it is unlikely one would find anything on the ground in this weather, if I found a ten dollar bill I would buy a mocha or some yummy soup.
Have you said "I love you" today?
Yes. It's Valentine's Day! In fact, one of my students announced that he loved the entire class. ::grins::
What's one thing you actually remember about kindergarten?
Having to sit at a table with a group of very undesirable fellow kindergarteners. I sometimes wonder if I was a smelly kid too, or if I just got misplaced.
Did you cry at your graduation or smile because you were glad it was over?
Sweat and watch it drip down my legs and regret putting on slippery lotion that morning. But no, I didn't cry. I was happy.
Are you closer with your mom or dad?
I talk to my mom more often but Im close to both of my parents.
Do you prefer the tanning bed or the sun?
Sunshine sunshine sunshine and I can't wait for it to come back.
Is chocolate really better than sex?
Well...::laughs::...dark chocolate with rasperry truffles is awful darn good.
What's 2 of your favorite movies?
The Royal Tenenbaums, The Last Waltz
What's the last thing you think about before going to sleep at night?
What I need to do the next day
How many rumors have you heard about yourself?
A few, but not so many since I moved away from Lenoir City and stopped working at Wesley Woods.
Which one did you find to be the funniest?
God - I don't know, but once there was this hillarious rumor going around that my sister was a lesbian - which is MUCH funnier than any rumor I have ever heard about myself.
Does your life seem to revolve around drama?
No. I removed myself from drama when I moved away from home. I made a vow to rid my life of drama.
What's a nickname you go by?
JAG - but generally only in writing. (It stands for "Just a Girl" and came about while I was playing fantasy football this past season).
How do you calm down when your extremely angry?
Go away. Somewhere. Anywhere.
Do you prefer to work hard or hardly work?
Work hard. Quickly and thoroughly so that I can play ASAP.
What are 3 places you want to see in the world?
Jamaica, Hemingway's at Key West, Rome
A movie or a long walk in the park on the first date?
Park park park - why sit in the dark and silently stare at something on your first date? Actually, mine and Josh's first date was at Kiwanis Park in JC.
What are 3 of the first things you notice about the opposite sex?
The way they interact with others, if they smile or laugh often, charisma
Do long distance relationships actually work out?
I think so.
Ever thought you met "The One"?
Yes.
What are 2 of your favorite places to eat?
The Olive Garden, Cracker Barrell
3 of your favorite places to shop?
American Eagle, Earth Fare, the open air market at Seaside
Do you currently have a job?
Yes
Which would you prefer...be rich and miserable, or poor and extremely happy?
Poor and extremely happy, any day.
What's one of your favorite TV shows?
Scrubs.
Does your life revolve around drama?
Didn't you already ask this?
What did you want to be when you "grow up"?
Hurricane namer. Actress. Meteorologist. EMT. Doctor. Gardener. Produce store owner. Sandwich shop creator. Poet. English Teacher. Enviromentaly aware beachcomber.
Would you ever date someone covered in tats and piercings?
Im married, so no, but it would depend on the person. Im not a huge fan of tattoos, especially abundant tattoos. I like skin.
What's your favorite perfume or cologne for the opposite sex?
Nautica.
Do you believe the first kiss tells you everything you need to know about the relationship?
Nope, although, looking back, it did tell me a lot.
Where do your hands go when kissing someone?
Face, back of the head, waist
Do you know who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Only on Friday mornings at Wesley Woods
How many showers do you take in one day?
One, often none
Are those better when you've got someone to join you?
It really depends on exactly why I am showering.
Would you want a house at the beach or in the mountains?
Beach beach beach. I lovvvveeee the mountains but my soul longs for the sea.
Which would you rather have...a huge walk in shower or a jacuzzi bath tub big enough for 2?
Both. Definately both. Please don't make me pick.
What are 2 of your favorite colors?
Green and brown
Do you look up or at your feet when you walk?
::laughs:: when I don't want to fall on my face.
What do you think about people that are extremely skinny and actually likes the way they look?
I feel very good for them if they are healthy - most women are happier when they are skinny because society tells us that that is the way to be. It takes a strong woman to be happy with a larger body, and good for her.
Who do you prefer...Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?
who cares.
What's your favorite ice cream?
Today we'll go with...Mint Chocolate Chip. I love allllll ice cream.
Do you like Starbucks...or are they just overpriced?
starbucks is barely coffee. more like steamed milk with chocolate, sans espresso. be-luck.
Are you a prep or a jeans-and-t-shirt type of person?
jeans and t-shirt and chacos and PJs and god I can't wait until i can wear my chacos again.
What color are your eyes?
green with gold
Do you have glasses or contacts?
both; i generally wear contacts
Ever had someone you love tell you they never want to see or talk to you again?
No
How many times has an ex just called you up when you least expect it?
I have run into several old flings, just when I least expected it. Tim sent me a Myspace message last week. I talked to Chris two weeks before that on AIM. Jesse sent me a link to his yahoo page. It generally comes in threes.
Is it love at first sight or lust?
it's one or the other.
Which do you want...a big extravagant wedding or a quiet intimate ceremony?
Exactly the one I had - without the thunderstorm that freeeeaaakkked me out.
What's the most expensive thing you own?
My wedding and engagement rings.
What's the most you've ever spent on a pair of jeans?
45 or so on AE jeans. Thats as high as I go, and only because I lovveee the way they fit.
What color are your bedroom walls?
In Boone, natural woods panels. In LC, blue.
Do you ever actually make your bed?
Sometimes
How many pillows do you have to sleep with?
One cotton batting and one feather.
Do you prefer to sleep alone or with someone?
With someone. Although on nights when Josh is a furnace I sure do sleep well after he leaves in the morning.
What is one of your pet peeves?
Rude people in the grocery store. Rude people in general. I am very courtious and expect that of others.
What could you tolerate...someone who snores or a sleep walker?
Josh does both. Go figure. Im tolerating.
What's the craziest thing you've ever done?
I don't know. Im really not much of a risk-taker. Once I got lost hiking along a river and got stung 30ish times by Yellow Jackets on my face while trying to meet up with the AT. That was pretty crazy.
Would you rather sky dive or bungee jump?
Neither.
Ever been outside of the US?
Not yet.
Ever think Texas should just be part of Mexico?
It used to be.
How much do you think your house would be worth if it was setting in the hills of California?
A lot more. I have a groovey little cabin.
What do you honestly think about the kids on Sweet 16?
what's Sweet 16?
Do you have to have some kind of noise to fall asleep?
no, i need silence
What time is it right now?
10:29 am
What's your zodiac sign?
leo
How long does it usually take you to get dressed?
I depends on if I am happy with myself that day. If I am happy, 3 minutes or less. If I don't like the way I look, forever.
Do you prefer to call or text someone?
It depends on the situation.
Would you have survived 100 years ago?
Yes.
What do you think the world will be like in 30 years?
Dirty. And hot. And even more disconnected from the natural world than we are today.
Do you have to be the center of attention?
no, absolutely not.
Did you get a new year's kiss?
yes
What was one thing you wanted for your birthday you didn't get?
A yoga mat
Are you a happy person?
Usually. Although sometimes Im not, but I feel like I need to be, so I pretend. And that gets complicated. But I have a good life and I don't want to be ungrateful. I have so much more than so many people and so much to be happy for.
If money was no option...what type car would you own?
a hybrid something cool. Maybe I would have someone tweak my jeep and make it a hybrid. That would be hot.
Do you think you could actually survive the cost of living in California or New York?
Yes, but me and big cities=no way
How many concerts have you been to?
sooo many. 30+. And THEY RELEASED THE BONNAROO LINE-UP TODAY AND IT IS GOING TO BE AAAMMMAAZZIINNNGGG!
What are 3 set radio stations in your vehicle right now?
92.9AM, 88.7AM (both WNCW, the best radio station ever), and 90.9AM (WETS, the NPR station in Johnson City)
Do they "wear-out" good songs by over playing them?
i don't listen to the FM radio, ever. My radio station does an amazing job of not overplaying good songs and aways playing a huge selection of diverse music. It is an organic station - the DJs pick their own music and decide how to put it together. For instance, one entire block may be songs by people named Ben. Ben Folds. Ben Harper. ect.
What's one thing you always said you'd never do but have done?
I don't put a lot of restrictions on myself. But when I do decide something, I mean it, with conviction.
Have you ever flat ironed your hair?
No, as long as a dry it it is super straight.
What's the most you've ever payed for shampoo and conditioner?
Together, about 6 bucks
Was it actually worth it?
Definately.
Ever been told your a flirt?
By one person, several times
Do you go to church every Sunday?
no
Do you have a hidden talent?
maybe - if I knew, it wouldn't be hidden
Are you an adrenaline junkie or someone who plays-it-safe?
more of a play-it-safe
Do you like water parks?
love them. but i hate lines. And I hate having to worry about my contacts because i can't see anything without them.
What do you normally eat for breakfast?
Coffee. Maybe some kind of healthy cereal. Maybe a blueberry poppyseed scone from the coffee shop on campus.
Ever been called a tease?
Yes, several times, by the same person who called me a flirt.
Do you like to cuddle?
The word is schnuggle, people
Do you have an actual comforter on your bed?
Nope - one down throw and one quilt
Do you like the heat or cold weather?
Warm weather and SUNSHINE
What was your favorite cartoon as a kid?
David the Gnome.
Do you prefer dogs or cats?
Cats. I can totally see myself as an old lady with a million cats. But clean cats, not the smelly kind.
When no one is home...do you actually walk around naked?
I did more often before JD moved in with us.
Have you ever seen a ghost?
I think so. And I know I've heard one.
What's the best movie you've seen recently?
Do you prefer scary movies or comedies?
As long as its a good movie, Im down.
Would you drive 1000 miles for the one you love?
more than 1000 miles.
What was one thing you were given as a child and still have?
A china doll.
Do you have a favorite shirt or pair of jeans you wear over and over?
Im really into grey long sleeved shirts and my AE surfer jeans right now
Will you move away from your hometown any time soon?
done.
Would you actually relocate for the one you can't live without?
Yes, although he would also have to be willing to compromise.
How many texts do you send on average a month?
10? ish?
Have you ever talked to a psychic?
no
How many kids do you want?
twoish
Have you ever actually snuck out of your house?
Only out of a hotel room
How many things have you done that your parents don't know about?
a bunch of minor things, i don't know
Ever been taken to jail?
no.
Have you ever had a pen pal?
yes
What are you about to do now that this survey is over?
Go meet Josh for V'Day lunch
Peace,
Audrey
What's the first thing you do when waking up in the morning?
Stumble out to the living room to watch The Weather Channel, Your Local on the 8's.
Do you prefer a shower or bath?
shower
How many times a day do you brush your teeth?
one, sometimes two
How often do you find yourself thinking about your ex?
One, very seldom. Another more often - when i listen to Pink Floyd or think about the evolution of my handwriting, for instance. Add that i talked to him for the first time in years a couple of weeks ago.
What kind of cell phone do you have?
A Verizon rental phone - mine disentegrated around Christmas.
What would you do with a 10 bill you found on the ground?
Today the snow is blowing sideways. Although it is unlikely one would find anything on the ground in this weather, if I found a ten dollar bill I would buy a mocha or some yummy soup.
Have you said "I love you" today?
Yes. It's Valentine's Day! In fact, one of my students announced that he loved the entire class. ::grins::
What's one thing you actually remember about kindergarten?
Having to sit at a table with a group of very undesirable fellow kindergarteners. I sometimes wonder if I was a smelly kid too, or if I just got misplaced.
Did you cry at your graduation or smile because you were glad it was over?
Sweat and watch it drip down my legs and regret putting on slippery lotion that morning. But no, I didn't cry. I was happy.
Are you closer with your mom or dad?
I talk to my mom more often but Im close to both of my parents.
Do you prefer the tanning bed or the sun?
Sunshine sunshine sunshine and I can't wait for it to come back.
Is chocolate really better than sex?
Well...::laughs::...dark chocolate with rasperry truffles is awful darn good.
What's 2 of your favorite movies?
The Royal Tenenbaums, The Last Waltz
What's the last thing you think about before going to sleep at night?
What I need to do the next day
How many rumors have you heard about yourself?
A few, but not so many since I moved away from Lenoir City and stopped working at Wesley Woods.
Which one did you find to be the funniest?
God - I don't know, but once there was this hillarious rumor going around that my sister was a lesbian - which is MUCH funnier than any rumor I have ever heard about myself.
Does your life seem to revolve around drama?
No. I removed myself from drama when I moved away from home. I made a vow to rid my life of drama.
What's a nickname you go by?
JAG - but generally only in writing. (It stands for "Just a Girl" and came about while I was playing fantasy football this past season).
How do you calm down when your extremely angry?
Go away. Somewhere. Anywhere.
Do you prefer to work hard or hardly work?
Work hard. Quickly and thoroughly so that I can play ASAP.
What are 3 places you want to see in the world?
Jamaica, Hemingway's at Key West, Rome
A movie or a long walk in the park on the first date?
Park park park - why sit in the dark and silently stare at something on your first date? Actually, mine and Josh's first date was at Kiwanis Park in JC.
What are 3 of the first things you notice about the opposite sex?
The way they interact with others, if they smile or laugh often, charisma
Do long distance relationships actually work out?
I think so.
Ever thought you met "The One"?
Yes.
What are 2 of your favorite places to eat?
The Olive Garden, Cracker Barrell
3 of your favorite places to shop?
American Eagle, Earth Fare, the open air market at Seaside
Do you currently have a job?
Yes
Which would you prefer...be rich and miserable, or poor and extremely happy?
Poor and extremely happy, any day.
What's one of your favorite TV shows?
Scrubs.
Does your life revolve around drama?
Didn't you already ask this?
What did you want to be when you "grow up"?
Hurricane namer. Actress. Meteorologist. EMT. Doctor. Gardener. Produce store owner. Sandwich shop creator. Poet. English Teacher. Enviromentaly aware beachcomber.
Would you ever date someone covered in tats and piercings?
Im married, so no, but it would depend on the person. Im not a huge fan of tattoos, especially abundant tattoos. I like skin.
What's your favorite perfume or cologne for the opposite sex?
Nautica.
Do you believe the first kiss tells you everything you need to know about the relationship?
Nope, although, looking back, it did tell me a lot.
Where do your hands go when kissing someone?
Face, back of the head, waist
Do you know who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Only on Friday mornings at Wesley Woods
How many showers do you take in one day?
One, often none
Are those better when you've got someone to join you?
It really depends on exactly why I am showering.
Would you want a house at the beach or in the mountains?
Beach beach beach. I lovvvveeee the mountains but my soul longs for the sea.
Which would you rather have...a huge walk in shower or a jacuzzi bath tub big enough for 2?
Both. Definately both. Please don't make me pick.
What are 2 of your favorite colors?
Green and brown
Do you look up or at your feet when you walk?
::laughs:: when I don't want to fall on my face.
What do you think about people that are extremely skinny and actually likes the way they look?
I feel very good for them if they are healthy - most women are happier when they are skinny because society tells us that that is the way to be. It takes a strong woman to be happy with a larger body, and good for her.
Who do you prefer...Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?
who cares.
What's your favorite ice cream?
Today we'll go with...Mint Chocolate Chip. I love allllll ice cream.
Do you like Starbucks...or are they just overpriced?
starbucks is barely coffee. more like steamed milk with chocolate, sans espresso. be-luck.
Are you a prep or a jeans-and-t-shirt type of person?
jeans and t-shirt and chacos and PJs and god I can't wait until i can wear my chacos again.
What color are your eyes?
green with gold
Do you have glasses or contacts?
both; i generally wear contacts
Ever had someone you love tell you they never want to see or talk to you again?
No
How many times has an ex just called you up when you least expect it?
I have run into several old flings, just when I least expected it. Tim sent me a Myspace message last week. I talked to Chris two weeks before that on AIM. Jesse sent me a link to his yahoo page. It generally comes in threes.
Is it love at first sight or lust?
it's one or the other.
Which do you want...a big extravagant wedding or a quiet intimate ceremony?
Exactly the one I had - without the thunderstorm that freeeeaaakkked me out.
What's the most expensive thing you own?
My wedding and engagement rings.
What's the most you've ever spent on a pair of jeans?
45 or so on AE jeans. Thats as high as I go, and only because I lovveee the way they fit.
What color are your bedroom walls?
In Boone, natural woods panels. In LC, blue.
Do you ever actually make your bed?
Sometimes
How many pillows do you have to sleep with?
One cotton batting and one feather.
Do you prefer to sleep alone or with someone?
With someone. Although on nights when Josh is a furnace I sure do sleep well after he leaves in the morning.
What is one of your pet peeves?
Rude people in the grocery store. Rude people in general. I am very courtious and expect that of others.
What could you tolerate...someone who snores or a sleep walker?
Josh does both. Go figure. Im tolerating.
What's the craziest thing you've ever done?
I don't know. Im really not much of a risk-taker. Once I got lost hiking along a river and got stung 30ish times by Yellow Jackets on my face while trying to meet up with the AT. That was pretty crazy.
Would you rather sky dive or bungee jump?
Neither.
Ever been outside of the US?
Not yet.
Ever think Texas should just be part of Mexico?
It used to be.
How much do you think your house would be worth if it was setting in the hills of California?
A lot more. I have a groovey little cabin.
What do you honestly think about the kids on Sweet 16?
what's Sweet 16?
Do you have to have some kind of noise to fall asleep?
no, i need silence
What time is it right now?
10:29 am
What's your zodiac sign?
leo
How long does it usually take you to get dressed?
I depends on if I am happy with myself that day. If I am happy, 3 minutes or less. If I don't like the way I look, forever.
Do you prefer to call or text someone?
It depends on the situation.
Would you have survived 100 years ago?
Yes.
What do you think the world will be like in 30 years?
Dirty. And hot. And even more disconnected from the natural world than we are today.
Do you have to be the center of attention?
no, absolutely not.
Did you get a new year's kiss?
yes
What was one thing you wanted for your birthday you didn't get?
A yoga mat
Are you a happy person?
Usually. Although sometimes Im not, but I feel like I need to be, so I pretend. And that gets complicated. But I have a good life and I don't want to be ungrateful. I have so much more than so many people and so much to be happy for.
If money was no option...what type car would you own?
a hybrid something cool. Maybe I would have someone tweak my jeep and make it a hybrid. That would be hot.
Do you think you could actually survive the cost of living in California or New York?
Yes, but me and big cities=no way
How many concerts have you been to?
sooo many. 30+. And THEY RELEASED THE BONNAROO LINE-UP TODAY AND IT IS GOING TO BE AAAMMMAAZZIINNNGGG!
What are 3 set radio stations in your vehicle right now?
92.9AM, 88.7AM (both WNCW, the best radio station ever), and 90.9AM (WETS, the NPR station in Johnson City)
Do they "wear-out" good songs by over playing them?
i don't listen to the FM radio, ever. My radio station does an amazing job of not overplaying good songs and aways playing a huge selection of diverse music. It is an organic station - the DJs pick their own music and decide how to put it together. For instance, one entire block may be songs by people named Ben. Ben Folds. Ben Harper. ect.
What's one thing you always said you'd never do but have done?
I don't put a lot of restrictions on myself. But when I do decide something, I mean it, with conviction.
Have you ever flat ironed your hair?
No, as long as a dry it it is super straight.
What's the most you've ever payed for shampoo and conditioner?
Together, about 6 bucks
Was it actually worth it?
Definately.
Ever been told your a flirt?
By one person, several times
Do you go to church every Sunday?
no
Do you have a hidden talent?
maybe - if I knew, it wouldn't be hidden
Are you an adrenaline junkie or someone who plays-it-safe?
more of a play-it-safe
Do you like water parks?
love them. but i hate lines. And I hate having to worry about my contacts because i can't see anything without them.
What do you normally eat for breakfast?
Coffee. Maybe some kind of healthy cereal. Maybe a blueberry poppyseed scone from the coffee shop on campus.
Ever been called a tease?
Yes, several times, by the same person who called me a flirt.
Do you like to cuddle?
The word is schnuggle, people
Do you have an actual comforter on your bed?
Nope - one down throw and one quilt
Do you like the heat or cold weather?
Warm weather and SUNSHINE
What was your favorite cartoon as a kid?
David the Gnome.
Do you prefer dogs or cats?
Cats. I can totally see myself as an old lady with a million cats. But clean cats, not the smelly kind.
When no one is home...do you actually walk around naked?
I did more often before JD moved in with us.
Have you ever seen a ghost?
I think so. And I know I've heard one.
What's the best movie you've seen recently?
Do you prefer scary movies or comedies?
As long as its a good movie, Im down.
Would you drive 1000 miles for the one you love?
more than 1000 miles.
What was one thing you were given as a child and still have?
A china doll.
Do you have a favorite shirt or pair of jeans you wear over and over?
Im really into grey long sleeved shirts and my AE surfer jeans right now
Will you move away from your hometown any time soon?
done.
Would you actually relocate for the one you can't live without?
Yes, although he would also have to be willing to compromise.
How many texts do you send on average a month?
10? ish?
Have you ever talked to a psychic?
no
How many kids do you want?
twoish
Have you ever actually snuck out of your house?
Only out of a hotel room
How many things have you done that your parents don't know about?
a bunch of minor things, i don't know
Ever been taken to jail?
no.
Have you ever had a pen pal?
yes
What are you about to do now that this survey is over?
Go meet Josh for V'Day lunch
Peace,
Audrey