FIC: Don't Kid Yourself... (Ashley/Spencer; Gen; 365)

[sugarmomma]

Title: Don't Kid Yourself...
Author: sugarmomma
Word Count: 365
Rating: Curses!
Pairing: Just Ashley Scheming...
Summary: For Challenge 3: cinnamon, late, palm. (Also, I blame Tinuviel from the Spashley Forum for asking me how I'd rationalize Ashley seeking out Spence at the gym in the first episode...)

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Comments

[evan_i]

haha. that's brilliantly... um. oh god. it's far too early. well, something like suspenseful, but more like the bum-bum-bum noise you hear at conclusions of really nicely-tied-together shows or stories

okay why don't we just say that. nicely tied together.

i have to go to bed.

but. wanna say. way to absolutely convince me of the total ashleyness of this ashley. this was very her. er, at least i think.

okay. good job. good night. (good morning?)

[sugarmomma]

Ah, man - thank you. I can't believe that rated the 'bum-bum-bum' noise. I love the 'bum-bum-bum' noise!

Um, good... evening? And thank you!

[sugarmomma]

You know what's awesome? (Besides drunk!Spence?) YOUR ICON! And - like the woman said - "Don't kid yourself, it's better than the ole breeder-meter." (I always wanted to drop that reference somewhere...)

[sugarmomma]

Please. My gaydar went on a fritz right around the time my sexuality perked up. Work with that!

Now. [smiles, sidles up closer] Drunk Spencer? [bats eyes, nudges keyboard with her finger] Please?

[hill_ek]

This is just great.

[sugarmomma]

*mwah*

(And that's, like, totally a reaction to your icon. I'm susceptible to visual stimulation, apparently.)

[yoda_spashley]

Totally cool, I was always like Ash is so not the kind of girl who goes to the gym to watch the guys play bball and now it all makes sense! Great fic!

[sugarmomma]

Woot! I'm glad my take on it made some sense. Because - really - Ashley? In the gym? Puh-lease.

[obfan4ever]

Scheming Ashley is freaking awesome.

I never would have thought that her gaydar was pinging when she first met Spencer, lol.

I loved this. :)

[sugarmomma]

Funny story? First week after I started HS in the States, fresh off the boat as I was? I was sitting on the bleachers. And this girl came up to me and chatted me up? Very nice, turns out she was the captain of the softball team?

Yeah.

Ended up dating her about a year later after the whole "Ohmygod, I think I'm gay!!!" thing settled down. Apparently, she had me picked out at 'hello'. So - yeah - never doubt the power of the gaydar - especially when we're talking about our Ashley... ;)

[obfan4ever]

Lol, that is a funny story. :)

I have a semi-funny story about my whole coming out in high school.

All of my friends were so convinced that I was gay and tried in vain to get me to come out, but I honestly had no clue, I was never really attracted to anybody. Well, there were some people, but I just chalked that up to "I'm not gay, i'm just comparing my body to theirs." or the "i'm not gay, i'm a girl and girls are allowed to think other girls are hot." :)

Well, it turns out I was a huge lesbian and, once I got past that, my life was so much better.

[sugarmomma]

Well, it turns out I was a huge lesbian and, once I got past that, my life was so much better.

LOL! Right on, sista! Ha, yeah... My big epiphany came after a volleyball practice... Man, I wonder what direction my life would have gone in had I not had to take gym...