i bought this book a year or so ago called the wettest county in the world about WHISKEY BOOTLEGGERS(!!!) and like all things i start, never got around to finishing it. but today i've decided to put all other things on hold and read that motherfucker becauuuuse
* they're making a movie
* NICK MOTHERFUCKING CAVE WROTE THE SCREENPLAY
* my boyfriend is in it
* my boyfriend is in it
other things you can catch my boyfriend die in, in the near future (these aren't spoilers by the way these are just educated fucking guesses)
* tinker, tailor, soldier, spy (which, despite everyone jizzing over, and colin firth, and tom hardy, and mentions of istanbul -- looks horrible to me)
* dark knight rises (which, fuck that trailer)
also, what i really wanted to say was
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.