I cope with dumb shit by making the situation even more ridiculous than it has to be. Since
everyforever and I can't make decisions, I'm leaving my fate in YOUR HANDS.
On Friday, if FC Bayern wins I will...
Get a hawk. Something that's
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meets
If Real Madrid wins I will...
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YOU TELL ME. Even if you don't follow the games, I want to hear your thoughts. They can be as fucking nuts as you want but keep in mind I'm relatively broke so going skydiving, while I'd love to, is not possible. Give me ideas and I'll pick a favorite!