A wise man...
A wise man once said--
"homeless people are stupid...if i was homeless i would would use the little money that i had and buy a fishing rod...then i would live by the beach and fish then make little fires at night with dried leaves.. and matches..all stores give you matches for free..they have like boxes of them."
uknown crazy person-"what if there is a hurricane?"
"they can go to those shelter--and get free food. And then thanksgiving comes a couple times a year--they can just drop by those churches and those churches ALWAYS have food--yeah, homeless people are dumb."
" i used to know this guy..he was always a little weird..but he was sick of people taking his money. So one day he comes into work and is like..'im gonna quit my job so those damn people stop taking my money. i work hard for my money..and they just take it'. well one day i see him walking to work and i am like hey man whats up why are you walking to work? and he is like 'i turned in my car..but those people say even though i turned it in i still have to pay for it'. so one day that guy comes into work and writes a lttle note and turns in his badge and keys. the boss finds it and the notes says.. 'I fire myself'...now personally i thought that was funny hes an idiot! how do you fire yourself?! well lemme just say that guy was either really dumb or really smart because we never saw him again. i mean maybe he did still have to pay and he was screwed because he didnt have a job..or maybe they cant find him..hes probably like in china or something."
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!
"homeless people are stupid...if i was homeless i would would use the little money that i had and buy a fishing rod...then i would live by the beach and fish then make little fires at night with dried leaves.. and matches..all stores give you matches for free..they have like boxes of them."
uknown crazy person-"what if there is a hurricane?"
"they can go to those shelter--and get free food. And then thanksgiving comes a couple times a year--they can just drop by those churches and those churches ALWAYS have food--yeah, homeless people are dumb."
" i used to know this guy..he was always a little weird..but he was sick of people taking his money. So one day he comes into work and is like..'im gonna quit my job so those damn people stop taking my money. i work hard for my money..and they just take it'. well one day i see him walking to work and i am like hey man whats up why are you walking to work? and he is like 'i turned in my car..but those people say even though i turned it in i still have to pay for it'. so one day that guy comes into work and writes a lttle note and turns in his badge and keys. the boss finds it and the notes says.. 'I fire myself'...now personally i thought that was funny hes an idiot! how do you fire yourself?! well lemme just say that guy was either really dumb or really smart because we never saw him again. i mean maybe he did still have to pay and he was screwed because he didnt have a job..or maybe they cant find him..hes probably like in china or something."
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!