Edward Gorey
Lucy Lulu was walking down the street. Walkidy Walkkk Walk woo. It was the day after Saturday. The Beginning of the calendar week. She was walking downtown. It was a day for buying new shoes. BOOM. A stranger approached her. He stared her down. He stared Lucy Lulu down. "Do you have the time?" asked the stranger. Lucy Lulu looked down at her watch. "The time is...." she paused. "The time ISSS....." she paused again. "The time is.. I'm late! I'm late!" Lucy Lulu ran away from the stranger and away from the shoes and downtown. She ran back home. She needed a pregnancy test. Lucy Lulu kept them in the bathroom. She swung open the cupboard. She did the do over the toilet. Number one. Time tic-ed. Ticccccccccccccccccc. It seemed like it was taking forever. Ticccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc. It was ready. She looked at the screen. Not one but TWO smiley faces! Twins! Who could the father be?
A is for Andy who Acted out roles
B is for Borris who Bored her to sleep
C is for Colin who Called out the wrong name
D is for Dexter who had a Dysfunction
E is for Erica who was the Exception
F is for Franklin who liked to ****
G is for Gary who was Good but not Great
H is for Harold who Hated monogamy
I is for Ian who Injured himself during
J is for Jack is for Jack.
K is for Ken who was a Kid in more ways than one
L is for Larry who just wanted to Love
M is for Melvin who liked plenty More
N is for Ned who Never finished
O is for Oli who would constantly "Oh"
P is for Patrick who was Poor in the sac
Q is for Quinton who was really a Queen
R is for Ronald who Rocked everyone's world
S is for Samuel who Shook all night long
T is for Tyler who Took too long
U is for Uncle who was Unrelated
V is for Victor who liked the "female part"
W is for Wolly who Wouldn't spend the night
X is for Xavier who practiced from the X-Rated
Y is for Yogi who Yawned during
Z is for Zach who ZZzzzzz during
Lucy Lulu scratched her head. This may take a while, she thought.
A is for Andy who Acted out roles
B is for Borris who Bored her to sleep
C is for Colin who Called out the wrong name
D is for Dexter who had a Dysfunction
E is for Erica who was the Exception
F is for Franklin who liked to ****
G is for Gary who was Good but not Great
H is for Harold who Hated monogamy
I is for Ian who Injured himself during
J is for Jack is for Jack.
K is for Ken who was a Kid in more ways than one
L is for Larry who just wanted to Love
M is for Melvin who liked plenty More
N is for Ned who Never finished
O is for Oli who would constantly "Oh"
P is for Patrick who was Poor in the sac
Q is for Quinton who was really a Queen
R is for Ronald who Rocked everyone's world
S is for Samuel who Shook all night long
T is for Tyler who Took too long
U is for Uncle who was Unrelated
V is for Victor who liked the "female part"
W is for Wolly who Wouldn't spend the night
X is for Xavier who practiced from the X-Rated
Y is for Yogi who Yawned during
Z is for Zach who ZZzzzzz during
Lucy Lulu scratched her head. This may take a while, she thought.