Oct 01, 2005 15:27
after reviewing the events in my love life over the past few weeks, i have come to this conclusion:
If one more person leads me on, gets me nice and interested and makes me think life is good again, only to change their mind and dissapear...I'M TURNING ASEXUAL.
that is correct.
i will reproduce independantly. i will be the first person to bud. and there will be baby aj's all over the place.
to add, my mom had a nerve block yesterday and they nicked her spinal cord and now spinal fluid is leaking and she can't walk. she is in the hospital and my step dad is being a bitch and won't pay for any of it...not anything, but they are going to do some sort of surgery tomorrow. brilliant doctors we have. fuck.
so, to recap: #1- if someone doesn't love me soon, everything will be taken over by clones of me...and that probably will not make the world a better place. so it's up to you people to save the world.
#2- my mother may never walk again. dandy. i'll have a paralyzed mother, a bitch step father and a little sister to tend to.
will someone load a gun for me?????????????????