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I made a song about Henry, the Christmas Beaver. It goes something like this:
Henry the gay ass beaver,
Had a very shiney butt,
And if you ever saw it,
You would say "Damn that's some butt!"
All of the Christmas Poinsettas,
Used to laugh and call him "asswipe"
They never let poor Henry,
Pick 'um up and make things right
Then one silly Christmas Eve,
Santa came to Henry,
"Henry with your ass so shiney,
Won't you die and sing with the pony?"
Then all the Poinsettas loved him.
And decided to call him Sass,
They never forgot about Henry,
Because they thought that he was so damn fine!!
Yup.... that's my song. It's a damn great song. Henry is a pessimistic jerk and the poinsettas are a bunch of sluts ^-^
GO HENRY YOU SLY......um.....BEAVER!!!
*tune to Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer*
Henry the gay ass beaver,
Had a very shiney butt,
And if you ever saw it,
You would say "Damn that's some butt!"
All of the Christmas Poinsettas,
Used to laugh and call him "asswipe"
They never let poor Henry,
Pick 'um up and make things right
Then one silly Christmas Eve,
Santa came to Henry,
"Henry with your ass so shiney,
Won't you die and sing with the pony?"
Then all the Poinsettas loved him.
And decided to call him Sass,
They never forgot about Henry,
Because they thought that he was so damn fine!!
Yup.... that's my song. It's a damn great song. Henry is a pessimistic jerk and the poinsettas are a bunch of sluts ^-^
GO HENRY YOU SLY......um.....BEAVER!!!
*tune to Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer*