Happy Holidays, Asshole

[sugarhigh_in_oz]

Seriously, this has made my night!

Here's something to all you assholes out there:

Happy holidays, asshole.

Santa’s bring you a lump of coal.

And you’ll be shovin’ it up your chimney on Christmas eve.

Happy holidays dickwad.

You won’t get a fuckin’ iPod.

‘Cause we all know what you did to your cousin, Steve.

Happy Holidays, Asshole.