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this is a picspam of pandora in series 2.
ep.207 actually - its the only one she appears in.
and yes, gonna make another one for s3, when it ends XD
this took me hell of a time, so please comment (i'm not gonna
share thoughts under the pics, b/c i dont wanna ruin your fun, but
i'll be happy to discuss everything in the comments. all scenes
are just so hilarious)
enjoy!
Pandora: Is this Mrs Deluca's classroom?
Madame Deluca: No, child. This is Madame Deluca's studio. And who, pray tell, are you?
Pandora: I'm Pandora. I'm new. They...
Madame Deluca: Sit or strip.
Pandora: What?
Madame Deluca: Either sit down or divest yourself of your clothing that we may feast
upon your form with graphite and rubbers.
Madame Deluca: Effy, one moment, please. I don't think we can leave a
new girl to bloom unaided, can we?
Pandora, darling, don't do that.
Pandora: Why?
Madame Deluca: You see? An innocent. She needs a mentor,a guide, wouldn't you say?
Effy: Er, no. I have my coursework and...
Madame Deluca: You can help each other.
Would you like that, Pandora?
Pandora: Yeah, I'd love it. I'm useless. That's why I'm here.
Madame Deluca: How perceptive you are.
Pandora: Wait! Effy, wait. Madame Deluca says we have to be friends.
Effy: I don't have friends.
Pandora: Great. I don't have any either.
Isn't that great?
Pandora: I can do something you can't do.
Effy: There's nothing I can't do.
Pandora: You can't do this, If it's good enough, can I be your friend? I've got my own rope and everything.
Pandora: Mum sent me to circus school for my dizzy spells, right? Big finish, I take off my bra
without unbuttoning anything.
Jake: Yeah, but I wanna lay you, baby. I mean, just as friends, right?
Effy: I've got a friend. Wanker!
Pandora: Taa-daa!
Pandora: Can I open it? I love parcels.
Mum sends our Christmas presents to the poor in Africa... and Barnsley.
Except for Scrabble, cos Mum says they probably can't read.
Pandora: Is she mental?
Effy: No.Just tired.
Pandora: Your brother's really nice.
Effy: He's not nice. He's amazing.
Pandora: Oh! Effy, you've got such a lovely lot of clothes. Pals always share, don't they?
Oh, hang on. Hi, Mum. Guess what? I've got a friend!
No, not like the last one. No, not on the internet.
No, Mum, she really is a girl this time.
Pandora: Where we going, Eff?
Effy: Eff?
Pandora: Yeah. Where we going, Eff?
Effy: To pick up.
Pandora: Pick up what?
Hi, Mum! We're just going to pick up.
She wants to know what.
Effy: Drugs.
Pandora: Salad.
Cassie: Who's this?
Effy: Pandora.
Pandora: Hi.
Effy: She's a virgin.
Cassie: There you go. Three eighths of top-quality weed.
Effy: All right if I pay you tomorrow?
Pandora: It's all right. I can pay ...How much is it for weeds?
Pandora: Bloomin' heck! She's a bit of a... What do you call it? ..Whore.
Pandora: Hi, Mum! No, I'm fine. I'm super-duper fine.
Yep. I'm with my friends and they're, like, so fucking amazing!
Well, I guess I'm looking at Tony's cock. But he can't tell. See ya!
Effy: Hi, Reg!
Reg: All right, sweetheart?
Effy: How's the novel going?
Reg: To be honest, Effy, I'm having a struggle with the denouement. My publisher's
getting very picky about the post-modernist chapter structure. Hang on, who's this?
Effy: This is Pandora.
Reg: How old are you, love? 12?
Pandora: No. I'm... ... 32!
Reg: I think you're taking the piss,little girl. And I don't like it when little girls take the piss.
Do know what I wanna do with little
girls who take the piss? Do you? I give 'em a lollipop.
Pandora: This is brilliant, Eff! Best friends always go to the
wizza together, don't they? I've seen it in the films.
Got any loo paper, Eff?
Effy: No.
Pandora: Eff? Eff. I wanna get wonky off my face too. Can I have one?
Effy: Oh, for Christ sake. One. And you puke on your own, OK?
Pandora: Tony, the music's beautiful! You're beautiful!
Tony: Get off.
Pandora: I love you!
Tony: Pandora, no!
Pandora: I want to lick your bottom.
Tony: No!
Pandora: I want to lick your... balls.
