[ ヤ‐ハ!! : Filtered from TEACHERS]
I'M OUTTA HERE!
IT'S TIME FOR THE KURISUMASU BOWL, BITCHES!
ヤ‐ハ!!
I leave first thing in the morning! Back home to play my favorite football game of the year! WE FUCKING MADE IT I AM SO FUCKING STOKED!! We're going to kick their fucking asses, too! Those Wild Gunmen can just step aside before they get REALLY FUCKING HURT. Kekekekeke. >DDDD
But right after I'm coming back here. I think I might still be wanted for a misdemeanor or nine. So when you all come back from your beach trip, I should be back as well! Then we can tear it up here. Ya-ha! Until then, I'M GONE. LATER, BITCHES!
Man, I FUCKING LOVE football.
ヤ‐ハ!!!
♥
RABI ☆ Alcohol. Lots of it. Packed into a box along with a football. Note attached reads: "Everything is more fun when you're fucking wasted. Enjoy. ♥"
ORIHIME ☆ A punching bag with the Slytherin, Gyffindor and Ravenclaw seals decorated on it. Note attached reads: "You'll make first string next year without a doubt if you keep practicing, Miss Orihime. Whether with your fists or your bat, beat the crap out of the other houses! Destroy the opposition and show me your fighting spirit! >D"
RIZA ☆ A pistol cleaning kit. Note attached reads: " >D ヤ‐ハ~!"
RAN FAN ☆ Infra-red night-time vision goggles and a big ass portable missile launcher for those secret mission training sessions. Note attached reads: We'll keep this on the DL, alright? >D
SENGOKU ☆ A box of the world's tiniest condoms. Note attached reads: "Don't do anything I wouldn't do. >D"
LACUS ☆ A box of brown hair-dye. Note attached reads: "Seriously. Pink hair bugs me. This will look much nicer. >D"
[Strike-outs simply mean that unless Ran Fan cares to say anything about it, the gift is a secret kept between themselves, so they won't get into any trouble from Faculty or Prefects nerd-os. ♥ X3]
IT'S TIME FOR THE KURISUMASU BOWL, BITCHES!
ヤ‐ハ!!
I leave first thing in the morning! Back home to play my favorite football game of the year! WE FUCKING MADE IT I AM SO FUCKING STOKED!! We're going to kick their fucking asses, too! Those Wild Gunmen can just step aside before they get REALLY FUCKING HURT. Kekekekeke. >DDDD
But right after I'm coming back here. I think I might still be wanted for a misdemeanor or nine. So when you all come back from your beach trip, I should be back as well! Then we can tear it up here. Ya-ha! Until then, I'M GONE. LATER, BITCHES!
Man, I FUCKING LOVE football.
ヤ‐ハ!!!
♥
RABI ☆ Alcohol. Lots of it. Packed into a box along with a football. Note attached reads: "Everything is more fun when you're fucking wasted. Enjoy. ♥"
ORIHIME ☆ A punching bag with the Slytherin, Gyffindor and Ravenclaw seals decorated on it. Note attached reads: "You'll make first string next year without a doubt if you keep practicing, Miss Orihime. Whether with your fists or your bat, beat the crap out of the other houses! Destroy the opposition and show me your fighting spirit! >D"
RIZA ☆ A pistol cleaning kit. Note attached reads: " >D ヤ‐ハ~!"
RAN FAN ☆ Infra-red night-time vision goggles and a big ass portable missile launcher for those secret mission training sessions. Note attached reads: We'll keep this on the DL, alright? >D
SENGOKU ☆ A box of the world's tiniest condoms. Note attached reads: "Don't do anything I wouldn't do. >D"
LACUS ☆ A box of brown hair-dye. Note attached reads: "Seriously. Pink hair bugs me. This will look much nicer. >D"
[Strike-outs simply mean that unless Ran Fan cares to say anything about it, the gift is a secret kept between themselves, so they won't get into any trouble from Faculty or Prefects nerd-os. ♥ X3]