your parents aren't thrilled by much... **flashback, happy theme song plays in background** **innocent goody goody kristin skips into the living room** KRISTIN: "mother, i'm leaving the house to enjoy some recreational time with my friends." **kristin's mom looks up from crosswords** MRS. KRISTIN'S MOM: "why kristin, who would this wonderful circle of friends incldue?" KRISTIN: "Well, Mother, I'm going to spend some time with Mr. Oz--" MRS. KRISTIN'S MOM **shocked**: "NOT THAT ONE BOY! He wears black!! And...And I bet he's the Dark Lord's Son!" KRISTIN: "Why Mother, whatever do you mean? Not Voldemort--" MRS. MOM: "NO! SATAN!" KRISTIN: "Why, Mother, you are ever so wrong. But if it suits you, I feel rather anti-social today, like every other day, and therefore will not heed Mr. Oz's demands of COME HANG OUT WITH ME!! instead, i'd drool over Elijah Wood's pictures, but that would be indelicate! so i'll do my homework instead!" MRS. KRISTIN'S MOM **squeezing Kristin's cheek**: "That's my girl!"
I love you. I effing love you. My parents might not be thrilled by much, but I am. That's the most accurate representation of my life, like, ever. L&R, Aimee
**flashback, happy theme song plays in background**
**innocent goody goody kristin skips into the living room**
KRISTIN: "mother, i'm leaving the house to enjoy some recreational time with my friends."
**kristin's mom looks up from crosswords**
MRS. KRISTIN'S MOM: "why kristin, who would this wonderful circle of friends incldue?"
KRISTIN: "Well, Mother, I'm going to spend some time with Mr. Oz--"
MRS. KRISTIN'S MOM **shocked**: "NOT THAT ONE BOY! He wears black!! And...And I bet he's the Dark Lord's Son!"
KRISTIN: "Why Mother, whatever do you mean? Not Voldemort--"
MRS. MOM: "NO! SATAN!"
KRISTIN: "Why, Mother, you are ever so wrong. But if it suits you, I feel rather anti-social today, like every other day, and therefore will not heed Mr. Oz's demands of COME HANG OUT WITH ME!! instead, i'd drool over Elijah Wood's pictures, but that would be indelicate! so i'll do my homework instead!"
MRS. KRISTIN'S MOM **squeezing Kristin's cheek**: "That's my girl!"
...Kristin's house. Where Everyone Smiles.
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My parents might not be thrilled by much, but I am.
That's the most accurate representation of my life, like, ever.
L&R,
Aimee
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