Accenture called me yesterday in the middle of reading
Shooting War (more reaction on that later later), and I was asked if was interested. While I of course want to earn more money, I said that I am interested, but can only be employed in about 2 months. I even said 3, but that was my lazy ass talking.
So I was set up for a preemployment exam scheduled for today. 4 pm. I carried on in this brief telephone conversation stuttering, for some bizarre reason. Like all of a sudden God froze my mouth. Or tongue.
Then I decide later at night to clean my pillows. Replace the covers and sew them even, with a clean back sticth. I planned to go on an all-nighter and clean my entire room, but the internet was beckoning me.
And I see my buddy Mikki come online. He asks me a favor, which is to make him a 5 sentence write up about him for his Alladin show next month. Then with a jolt of joltingness, he goes on font 20, bold, and tells me that there are auditions for Sound of Music.
So yeah. Go me.
I hear Auddie Gemora is the Captain.
Shet. Crush. Ever.