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Chapter One: Meeting Each Other
It was a cold stormy night.
Nah, it was actually a normal, sunny day in June when our protagonists met each other. Since they'll be featured prominently in the next few chapters (well, for the rest of this novel, actually), I'll introduce them to you now.
Seamus Lim Pay Shaun
Seamus was an enigma to everyone who knew him. His chiselled good looks set hearts a flutter ever since he stepped into Moonway College. I would dub him "Adonis" in this novel, but since he's chinese and I'm an Ah Lian, I'll call him "Ah Don". Many a person had enquired to Seamus: "Have you ever had a girlfriend?", and with a seductive shake of his head he would just give a slightly sad smile and walk away. It's not like he didn't have his fair share of admirers, he was smart (in fact, all 3 of our protagonists are scholarship holders) as well... it's just that he didn't warm up to girls easily, so most of them were too intimidated to even talk to him, much less ask him out. What had happened to Seamus that caused him to push away love? Find out more!
Chew Choong Leeng
Choong Leeng was one of those "happening" girls in college who managed to juggle between her studies and having fun. She was known for dying her hair outrageous shades (it was currently bottle blonde) and going out late at night for "midnight adventures" with her "zhi mui" (that would be 'sistas' for you). She was also a sports fanatic, which caused Benedict and Seamus to call her masculine. Maybe they were jealous of her because she attracted more girls than the two of them added together. Not that that was something that made her happy, she just wanted to find love. *sniff* She did all that she could to find the man of her dreams, will she be able to find it in Moonway College? Find out more.
Benedict Neo En Zheng
"Baby Dick", "Bend a Dick"... he had many nicknames which were derogatory, but like Seamus and Choong Leeng he was part of the "hip" crowd in Moonway College. Even the fiercest girl in Moonway College (Igene Chee Go Lem) would melt whenever he gave her one of his smiles. Among the three of them, Benedict was the one who had the most admirers. Girls were just one step short from hanging around his apartment (he shares an apartment with Seamus) and snapping photos of him in his boxers when he had just awoken from his sleep. However, all his love endeavours never amount to anything because unbeknownst to him, he had the most succubus-like, freaky, super-duper love-lorn admirer. Will Ben ever find out the identity of his admirer, or will he continue to think that he's merely very unlucky in love? Find out more!
Well, that's all for today. Tomorrow, we will continue to chronicle their love lives and college life. Plus, we'll meet more characters! Yippie!