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So yeah. I had quite the surprize tonight. After eating McDonalds with linds we went to my house so i could grab my running shoes and go for a jog. So here she was gonna just wait in my front yard. As i ran up my front steps really quick to my front door, i came within 3 ft from a skunk. And well you can pretty much guess it from here. Thats right...got majorly sprayed. I ran down and outta my yard screaming so fast. Linds thought it was a robber so we both took off running down the block. Whew, it smelled so bad. I was covered in this nasty smell. To top off the cake, my mom wasnt even gonna let me inside. (Well i guess i really cant blame her there.) So the story ended where i got my shoes and sprayed over 1/2 a bottle of perfume all over me. That one helped, only for a lil while though. Well, i still decieded to stick it through and go on my run anyways... The end
Him: how much cash do u think u can come up with by then?
LilSugarBee713 [1:05 AM]:time for some serious lemonade stands with slutty bikinis
LilSugarBee713 [1:05 AM]: not a clue
Him:thats a decent idea but local parents will bitch
LilSugarBee713 [1:05 AM]: i don give a fuck
LilSugarBee713 [1:05 AM]: i need $ here
Him lol
Him: some moms like: "ur stealing business from my little 5 yr old..." angel: "shut up bitch im trying to go to europe here!!!!"