That rustle you hear in the night is the midget under your bed.

[sugarbaby1784]

Damn Straight. I finished my spring cleaning in December when I doused the pile of assorted holiday decorations in my front yard with kerosene and flicked the stub of my deceased cigarette to it's next incendiary calling. I was standing on my driveway, me and Bloody Mary, in my crimson red bathrobe, as this compulsion of hefty cleaning swung at me

Comments

[chachabettucci]

why is it funny that walls are cleaned with paint, but not when a rooms cleaned by sweeping under a rug?

[sugarbaby1784]

the dirt on walls was just covered by smeared paint. the dirt on the floor was atleast pushed around and thoughtfully, deliberately, covertly placed. both are considered clean.

both are curious

Painted Sheets

[anonymous]

I selfishly insist that your reference to painted sheets acknowledges the maverick art form of painting giant vaginas with custom colored house paint onto bedsheets purchased on blue light special.

Your writing reminds me of Leonora Carrington.

Re: Painted Sheets

[sugarbaby1784]

Stellar bed sheet vaginas they were. and there is nothing like a good blue light special.

i will soon be devouring the work of Carrington.

thanks for the feedback