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I was walking down the road, and there was a man lurking behind some bushes. I was about to cross the street to avoid the creepy blighter, but then he pointed a car alarm thingy at a car and pressed the button, just as two women were walking by. The alarm starting going off and the two of them just about wet themselves.
The man, invisible to them, was also wetting himself, but for an entirely different reason.
The man, invisible to them, was also wetting himself, but for an entirely different reason.