The District
So I finally invited the stupid guy who kept texting me to see a show at a bar with me. He showed up late, proceeded to tell me he hated the music (which slightly offended me because the band consists of my friends who I went to support), and then wanted to get out of there. Of course I consented like a moron. We ended up walking 5 blocks in the ice cold to a gay bar...full of half naked men dancing all over each other and making out. There were only TWO other girls there, and they were clinging to their bisexual boyfriends for dear life. I just sat in the corner feeling the most awkward I've ever felt and mister Jonathan disappeared 'to find his friend.' Two gay guys waltzed up to me and started telling me how beautiful I was and how I reminded them of Drew Barrymore. One of them was from Mexico and kept telling me how scared he is of American gays because they're "so in your FACE gay!" Apparently homosexual people in Mexico are polite and ask for your number before rubbing their crotch all over you on the dance floor. SO awkward. So I went to hide in the bathroom...but it turns out there was no door on it...and there was a sink, a urinal, and a toilet...all together. So I went back to the dance floor. We finally left...then he took me to a hookah bar. Neither of us smoke, so we just sat there awkwardly for 10mins. Finally I had him walk me to my car and I said goodnight. Ugh...I'm SO good at finding losers. Why can't I just find a good guy for ONCE?