Welcome 8)

[sugar_monger]

Hello to all newcomers! I am L, and I am pleased to meet all of you. If you need any investigation done for you, I'd be pleased to do it in my free time. I specialize in high crime, but I suppose I could uncover a cheating husband or two.

Yes, I can be silly at times as well. 8)

Comments

[galinda_is_luff]

Hi, L! ♥!

Wow, how nice of you to offer an investigation! It's almost as nice as me ♥. Almost ;D

But I don't have any cheating husbands. I mean, I'm not married (yet! Ah, Fiyero ♥♥♥♥). And even if I were, who would cheat on me? ♥

Anyway, this was lovely, but I have to go now and shop. Pink is the new Pink!

♥,
Galinda
♥♥♥♥♥!

[sugar_monger]

...are you having a heart attack?

[galinda_is_luff]

Don't be silly~

How can someone as young and beautiful and loved as me get a heart attack? Why, the munchkins couldn't handle such devastation~! They would simply DIE, the poor souls (not mention everyone else in Oz ;D)!

[sugar_monger]

Wow, you're almost as self-absorbed as Light-kun! 8)

...the munchkins? *stares at Dunkin Donuts box on desk*

...

[galinda_is_luff]

*dainty gasp*

You mean you've never been to Oz?

Really, you must come visit sometime! How can you go on knowing you've never been to the land where I was born?!

No worries, when you decide to come, I'll arrange for them to give you a free tour of my home!

I know! I'm too wonderful, aren't I? I simply can't help it! ♥

(Clearly you've never see The Wizard of Oz either. Munchkins are relatively short people native to Oz.)

[sugar_monger]

...er. Perhaps you're a bit more self-absorbed than Light-kun is. But that's okay.

I'd love to visit when I find the time. :[ Thought admittedly, I'm somewhat disappointed that these munchkins are not edible.

[galinda_is_luff]

*girlish-yet-charming laugh*

If you're that hungry for those strange balls of dough they also call munchkins, they sell them at the mall.

Come to think of it, I'm going to the mall soon because yesterday I realized the sad truth that I've already worn every pink garment in my closet once(!!). Would you like to come?

Oh, how silly of me to ask! Of course you'd like to come!

Meet me in front of the main doors tomorrow at 12:00. Don't worry if you can't spot me when you look around-- I'll be surrounded by admireres. Just look for the huge group of adoring fans and there I'll be ;D!

Oh! We're going to have so much fun! ♥♥♥♥♥♥!!!!

[sugar_monger]

...as much as I would love to be surrounded by a horde of strange people who will be fawning over you, that might be potentially dangerous for me. I like to maintain a fairly low profile, being an investigator and having already been killed once.

Of course, if you could somehow manage to evade the admirers and tell me where precisely this mall is, I could attempt to arrive there. I need a few cakes to last me tomorrow anyway.

[galinda_is_luff]

Why, the mall is in Oz, silly! It's not far at all, no matter where you are. It's about 500 yards into the air and over the rainbow.

I'll try to steer clear of my adoring fans, but it won't be easy! They do adore me, after all! ;D!

[totallynot_kira]

Excuse me?

[sugar_monger]

It's merely an opinion, Light-kun. Nothing that needs to be backed up with factual evidence or justification.