oh god Sega. Sanrio. JAPAN. Why. Why.
Why would you do this to me.
During a con season.
When I have no money to spend.
When I am trying to save every penny I have.
Why.
WHY. WHY. WHY. ....
A PINK FUCKING FRENCH FUCKING BULLDOG WITH A LITTLE FUCKING CROWN. WHY, JAPAN?! WHYYYYYY?!?!
Oh god this is the beginning of a terrible new obsession.