find Your spotsEugene, Oregon The Emerald City
This Oregon city is home to the Hendricks Park Rhododendron Garden, famous all over the world for its beautiful blossoms...
Population: 138,000 | Average Home Price: $179,000 | Precipitation: 48" | Snow: 7"
Corvallis, Oregon Heart of the Willamette Valley
This Oregon city hosts "da Vinci Days," a festival of unique events revolving around art, science and technology...
Population: 50,000 | Average Home Price: $185,000 | Precipitation: 43" | Snow: 6"
Salisbury, Maryland Maryland’s Secluded Retreat
This active Maryland town has over 60 prominent business, social and community organizations…
Population: 25,250 | Average Home Price: $211,000 | Precipitation: 44" | Snow: 13"
Danbury, Connecticut Small-Town Charm Near the Big Apple
Zadoc Benedict began making beaver hats here in 1780, starting this Connecticut town's important hat industry...
Population: 75,000 | Average Home Price: $280,000 | Precipitation: 39" | Snow: 50"
Fayetteville, Arkansas Light of the Ozarks
Near the University of Arkansas campus, this town's Dickson Street is filled with lively bistros, night clubs and galleries…
Population: 58,000 | Average Home Price: $165,000 | Precipitation: 42" | Snow: 10"
Cape Cod, Massachusetts Jewel of the New England Coast
This peninsula is home to the oldest public library in America: the Sturgis Library, established in 1644…
Population: 222,000 | Average Home Price: $325,000 | Precipitation: 46" | Snow: 34"
St. Helens, Oregon The Riverside Town
This town on the Columbia River might have been bigger than Portland if the mail boat docks hadn't burned in the mid-1800s...
Population: 8,800 | Average Home Price: $141,000 | Precipitation: 43" | Snow: 5"
Frederick, Maryland Where The Past Comes Alive
This Maryland city's Great Fair is one of the nation's oldest county agricultural fairs…
Population: 53,000 | Average Home Price: $280,000 | Precipitation: 36" | Snow: 21"
Astoria, Oregon Where the Eagles Fly
The picturesque views of this historic port have served as the backdrop for numerous movies including Kindergarten Cop and Free Willy…
Population: 9,800 | Average Home Price: $140,000 | Precipitation: 66" | Snow: 5"
Charleston, West Virginia The Home of Hospitality
For a taste of yesteryear, catch the boat races at this West Virginia city's annual Sternwheel Regatta...
Population: 53,000 | Average Home Price: $149,000 | Precipitation: 41" | Snow: 26"
Eureka Springs, Arkansas Playground of the Ozarks
This Arkansas town's entire downtown district is on the National Register of Historic Places…
Population: 2,300 | Average Home Price: $158,000 | Precipitation: 45" | Snow: 12"
Essex, Connecticut America’s Best Small Town
This Connecticut town has its very own giant fiberglass groundhog, named Essex Ed...
Population: 6,505 | Average Home Price: $320,000 | Precipitation: 45" | Snow: 30"
Milwaukie, Oregon City of Dogwoods
This "City of Dogwoods" is home to an extravagant Bing Cherry festival each year, complete with pie-eating and cherry-pit-spitting contests…
Population: 20,500 | Average Home Price: $170,000 | Precipitation: 37" | Snow: 7"
Northampton, Massachusetts Arts Town Extraordinaire
This small town at the foot of the Berkshires has been recognized for its cultural offerings, many of which are supported by the area's five colleges…
Population: 29,000 | Average Home Price: $227,000 | Precipitation: 41" | Snow: 48"
Bend, Oregon Oregon’s Natural Playground
This Oregon town's municipal airport was used for pilot training during World War II…
Population: 52,000 | Average Home Price: $209,000 | Precipitation: 12" | Snow: 34"
Heber Springs-Greers Ferry Lake, Arkansas A Natural Paradise
The annual World Championship Cardboard Boat Races are held in this Arkansas town…
Population: 6,430 | Average Home Price: $115,000 | Precipitation: 45" | Snow: 7"
Holiday Island, Arkansas Where Every Day is a Holiday
This planned community on 53,000-acre Table Rock Lake is the fastest-growing spot in this part of the Arkansas Ozarks…
Population: 2,500 | Average Home Price: $145,000 | Precipitation: 45" | Snow: 9"
Carson City, Nevada Nevada’s Historic Capital
This Frontier city thrived and became a territorial capital following the discovery of the famous Comstock silver lode in the 1850's…
Population: 55,000 | Average Home Price: $290,000 | Precipitation: 11" | Snow: 32"
Portland, Oregon City of Roses
This Oregon city has the nation's largest forested municipal park, the aptly-named Forest Park…
Population: 1,573,000 | Average Home Price: $196,000 | Precipitation: 36" | Snow: 5"
Salem, Oregon The Heart of Oregon
This capital city is the home of the Oregon State Fair, as well as the state's largest on-going fine arts & crafts fair…
Population: 137,000 | Average Home Price: $162,000 | Precipitation: 39" | Snow: 6"
Amador County, California California’s Gold Country
You can still pan for gold in this scenic spot, the starting point of the California Gold Rush…
Population: 35,000 | Average Home Price: $240,000 | Precipitation: 30" | Snow: 14"
Hagerstown, Maryland The Hub City
This Maryland town has many historic buildings, thanks in part to an 1864 "ransom" paid to keep the town from being burned by Confederates...
Population: 37,000 | Average Home Price: $123,000 | Precipitation: 40" | Snow: 22"
Gardnerville-Minden, Nevada Nevada’s Garden Spot
These twin towns in western Nevada rest in a green valley below the Sierra Nevada and Pinenut Mountains…
Population: 6,000 | Average Home Price: $237,000 | Precipitation: 9" | Snow: 19"
Easton, Maryland Colonial Capital of the Eastern Shore
This Maryland town's annual Waterfowl Festival is considered the premier wildlife art event in the country…
Population: 11,700 | Average Home Price: $200,000 | Precipitation: 42" | Snow: 16"
So as we all know I am a sick fuck. And most my frienbds follow suit. But learning of my friend's favorite new sex move...well this is just a bit over the top (but i bet it would be Great fun at a party!)
"My new favorite is the Angry Pirate.
Basically you cum in her eye, then kick her in the shin...hence she hops around on one leg, and one eye...har har har"