Hangovers and long drives home. Fuck yes!
Merry christmas eve my friends. Another hour and Santa will come down my chimney to touch me inappropriately like he does ever year.
It's my favorite holiday just for that.
The party last night was wonderful. I needed a fun party to happen once again. FUN! I LOVE FUN!
I apparently also love all kinds of different alcohol. I came very unprepared, but all it took was a bat of my eye, and TA DA! All sorts of people were offering what they had to give.
Zach, Andrew, Juliet and myself had a bit of a slumber party. We talked about kinky sex and this cock sucker we know. Well... we talked about it until justin parted the sheet (and tipped half of what juliet owns on the floor) and told us to shut the fuck up.
In the politest way possible.
I also found out something about parties. A mathematical equation, because I love them so.
Boys + Alcohol + Bayleigh = sex
Girls + Alcohol + Bayleigh = Sex
If it breaths + Alcohol + Bayleigh = sex
I think the cat was trying to get a little friendly with me in the middle of the night. Maybe it was my wife, I can never tell.
Too bad I gave up sex.
It's my favorite holiday just for that.
The party last night was wonderful. I needed a fun party to happen once again. FUN! I LOVE FUN!
I apparently also love all kinds of different alcohol. I came very unprepared, but all it took was a bat of my eye, and TA DA! All sorts of people were offering what they had to give.
Zach, Andrew, Juliet and myself had a bit of a slumber party. We talked about kinky sex and this cock sucker we know. Well... we talked about it until justin parted the sheet (and tipped half of what juliet owns on the floor) and told us to shut the fuck up.
In the politest way possible.
I also found out something about parties. A mathematical equation, because I love them so.
Boys + Alcohol + Bayleigh = sex
Girls + Alcohol + Bayleigh = Sex
If it breaths + Alcohol + Bayleigh = sex
I think the cat was trying to get a little friendly with me in the middle of the night. Maybe it was my wife, I can never tell.
Too bad I gave up sex.