On ice, please!
The topic for every conversation I have been in this week:
Masturbation.
On the great occasion conversations will stray to something like, Justen, IBMA, perhaps the latest cute little indie boy-rocker the scenesters are swooning over now. And yet somehow, it gets right back to masturbation.
Typical conversation will go along the lines of me saying "oh hey, how are you? Great. Ohhh, nothing, I'm sort of seeing a boy from north carolina. Yeah. Far away, note the SORT of part." and the other articulate master will chip in with "Wow, you must have to masturbate alot." What, oh what, could I talk about that would not need masturbation gracefully dropped into the conversation. Apparently NOTHING.
I don't want to hear about how you like to touch yourself at night. This is the first time I have been able to say/write/hear anything about masturbation all week without blushing deeply and trying to change the subject. (to no avail, mind you)
So, since apparently no one in the united states is getting action right now, I recommend cold showers, some meditation, and please, if the subject comes up... drop it like it's hot.
Masturbation in itself is quite a disgusting word. I vote someone should rename it.
Yours always (platonicly, of course)
Bay
Masturbation.
On the great occasion conversations will stray to something like, Justen, IBMA, perhaps the latest cute little indie boy-rocker the scenesters are swooning over now. And yet somehow, it gets right back to masturbation.
Typical conversation will go along the lines of me saying "oh hey, how are you? Great. Ohhh, nothing, I'm sort of seeing a boy from north carolina. Yeah. Far away, note the SORT of part." and the other articulate master will chip in with "Wow, you must have to masturbate alot." What, oh what, could I talk about that would not need masturbation gracefully dropped into the conversation. Apparently NOTHING.
I don't want to hear about how you like to touch yourself at night. This is the first time I have been able to say/write/hear anything about masturbation all week without blushing deeply and trying to change the subject. (to no avail, mind you)
So, since apparently no one in the united states is getting action right now, I recommend cold showers, some meditation, and please, if the subject comes up... drop it like it's hot.
Masturbation in itself is quite a disgusting word. I vote someone should rename it.
Yours always (platonicly, of course)
Bay