[Also a voicemail!]tokinohimeNovember 19 2011, 05:04:50 UTC
Hello ma'am!
This is Aradia speaking, and I have a small favor to ask if it's not too much for you to handle. I have an upcoming date, and I figured that it wouldn't be a good idea to go as I usually do and I realize I don't have a lot of the more ... date-oriented outfits, sooo...
So, I was wondering if you'd help me out in that category, since I have a date coming up soon! I really do appreciate the help.
[ Several units of time after assisting John, but not many...
> THE DOLOROSA: ANSWER VOICE MAIL. AGAIN.
Dang!! You have missed two messages in a single day. Your regret is doubled. Though you may have been assisting Mister Egbert with acquiring tremendous amounts of swag (perhaps too much, in fact, as it is a dangerous thing to wield), that is no excuse for you to have missed what may have been an equally important call!!
So, you listen to the voicemail. Ah, it is the sweet little redblooded Megido girl. What could she possibly-- ]
[ Sweet mother of Troll Jegus (that being you, though most of that sentence would actually be gibberish to you if said aloud rather than in narration) what sort of coincidence is this? Two children needing fashion assistance on the same day for a date.
Could it be? Is this beyond merely a coincidence? Are the two dates in question, in fact, one date between a young human boy and an equally young troll girl, having put aside genetic and racial differences to find attraction between them?
Perhaps even flushed emotions?
This situation is even more important than you previously thought. ]
[ There is no troll, human, or immortal time demon that could stand in your way of helping these two young ones along in their most certainly confusing and difficult time of maybe-romance. Alternia be damned, you are going to do your best to assist these two.
Of course, your efforts lay mainly within the realm of fashion and sagely wisdom rather than specifically romantic knowledge; you make a mental note to get Karkat involved.
For now, you once again re-gather your FASHION EQUIPMENT, leap through your window to sever precious seconds off your travel, and go to assist the girl in need! ]
[ But then you remember the two of you actually live in the same building, making your self-defenestration totally pointless and actually probably adding a few seconds to your time.
Well.
Okay.
You go back into the building through the front door and knock at the door of Aradia's apartment like a normal person. ]
[You completely didn't even hear half of that commotion outside no you did but you just thought "oh shenanigans" and dismissed it as that. and no one seemed to be dying so.........
RIGHT ABOUT NOW you were dusting off some of your bones and shells you've found abut the bubble, which are all neatly arranged on the table. Oh, look. There is a knock. On the door. Let's get up and go check it out.
Hey! It's Mamarama. 0w0]
Hello! I'm glad my message went through. [She opens the door all the way and invites her right in.]
Is there anything you'd like in exchange...? [DO YOU SEE THAT. The bbies are so good to you, trying to pay for your services.]
[ The children's generosity is touching, but exchanging goods for services is a paltry thing in these circumstances. Paltry and totally unnecessary! No, no, she will not have that.
The Dolorosa dramatically busts in--well, dramatically busting for her: it ss actually a polite fashionable barely-faster-than-a-walk strut, if anything. ]
No, no, dear, do not worry about silly things such as feeling indebted. Nothing in exchange is expected, needed, or wanted.
[ The fashion-hears in her head are already turning. This should be much easier than preparing John. After all, she has much, much more experience with Trolls--and in particular, those of the red-blooded-hue. She is also the prettiest little thing ever.
Yes. When she is done, this 'lowly' red-blooded girl will turn the head of even the bluest troll. ]
[ Don't meddle with the matters of affection, do NOT meddle in the matters off affection--Dolorosa's forte is fashion, not romance! She struggles not to ask her the identity of her date or any other number of meddling questions, but manages to do so. ]
I agree, dear; I would like to believe that you are in very capable hands, so your experience on the matter will not be a hindrance at all. So do not worry.
First, I must properly measure your physique. I believe this will not take long, as I have an idea as of what to create already in mind.
[ Yes, indeed. As soon as she looked upon Aradia with her metaphorical FASHION GOGGLES on, she knew what would work. ]
[You know you wanna dish in some juicy gossip, Dolorosa. It's only the right thing to do.]
Of course, I know that you're as great as Kanaya was, no doubt about it. [She's super confident about that. With a short nod, she grinned like nothing could stop her.
Thankfully, with the layout of her apartment, she already had a bunch of space open.]
I hope I do not betray the expectations my descendant has set you up for.
[ No, no gossip. Only pretty dresses now. ]
Alright. This will be done.
[ > MODUS OPERANDI: LET'S DO THIS!!
As she had done before with John, the Dolorosa whips out her FETCH MODUS, which spews forth her various FASHION EQUIPMENTS. In a fashionable blur of green, she quickly takes Aradia's measurements--within but a moment, she then plucks ruby red material from the air. She is even more quickly done with Aradia than she had been with John--after all, she knows exactly what would work with this redblooded girl.
Swoosh, swoosh, swoosh the jade blur goes and as quickly as she had began, the Dolorosa finishes, the remainder of her equipment falling back within her FETCH MODUS. The green torrent gone, Aradia will find herself now in possession of and equipped with the following:
This is Aradia speaking, and I have a small favor to ask if it's not too much for you to handle. I have an upcoming date, and I figured that it wouldn't be a good idea to go as I usually do and I realize I don't have a lot of the more ... date-oriented outfits, sooo...
So, I was wondering if you'd help me out in that category, since I have a date coming up soon! I really do appreciate the help.
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> THE DOLOROSA: ANSWER VOICE MAIL. AGAIN.
Dang!! You have missed two messages in a single day. Your regret is doubled. Though you may have been assisting Mister Egbert with acquiring tremendous amounts of swag (perhaps too much, in fact, as it is a dangerous thing to wield), that is no excuse for you to have missed what may have been an equally important call!!
So, you listen to the voicemail. Ah, it is the sweet little redblooded Megido girl. What could she possibly-- ]
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Could it be? Is this beyond merely a coincidence? Are the two dates in question, in fact, one date between a young human boy and an equally young troll girl, having put aside genetic and racial differences to find attraction between them?
Perhaps even flushed emotions?
This situation is even more important than you previously thought. ]
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Of course, your efforts lay mainly within the realm of fashion and sagely wisdom rather than specifically romantic knowledge; you make a mental note to get Karkat involved.
For now, you once again re-gather your FASHION EQUIPMENT, leap through your window to sever precious seconds off your travel, and go to assist the girl in need! ]
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Well.
Okay.
You go back into the building through the front door and knock at the door of Aradia's apartment like a normal person. ]
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RIGHT ABOUT NOW you were dusting off some of your bones and shells you've found abut the bubble, which are all neatly arranged on the table. Oh, look. There is a knock. On the door. Let's get up and go check it out.
Hey! It's Mamarama. 0w0]
Hello! I'm glad my message went through. [She opens the door all the way and invites her right in.]
Is there anything you'd like in exchange...? [DO YOU SEE THAT. The bbies are so good to you, trying to pay for your services.]
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The Dolorosa dramatically busts in--well, dramatically busting for her: it ss actually a polite fashionable barely-faster-than-a-walk strut, if anything. ]
No, no, dear, do not worry about silly things such as feeling indebted. Nothing in exchange is expected, needed, or wanted.
[ The fashion-hears in her head are already turning. This should be much easier than preparing John. After all, she has much, much more experience with Trolls--and in particular, those of the red-blooded-hue. She is also the prettiest little thing ever.
Yes. When she is done, this 'lowly' red-blooded girl will turn the head of even the bluest troll. ]
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[Of course, the kids love their Mamarama.
When she does bust a move her way into the room, she closes the door behind her and joins her in the room. Aww yee. ]
I'm going to have to admit I've never really done something like this before, though. That won't be a problem, though!
... Where do we begin first? [8D]
[Haha... children who were dead once and were too boring as hell to try on other clothing. ]
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I agree, dear; I would like to believe that you are in very capable hands, so your experience on the matter will not be a hindrance at all. So do not worry.
First, I must properly measure your physique. I believe this will not take long, as I have an idea as of what to create already in mind.
[ Yes, indeed. As soon as she looked upon Aradia with her metaphorical FASHION GOGGLES on, she knew what would work. ]
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Of course, I know that you're as great as Kanaya was, no doubt about it. [She's super confident about that. With a short nod, she grinned like nothing could stop her.
Thankfully, with the layout of her apartment, she already had a bunch of space open.]
Let's do this!
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[ No, no gossip. Only pretty dresses now. ]
Alright. This will be done.
[ > MODUS OPERANDI: LET'S DO THIS!!
As she had done before with John, the Dolorosa whips out her FETCH MODUS, which spews forth her various FASHION EQUIPMENTS. In a fashionable blur of green, she quickly takes Aradia's measurements--within but a moment, she then plucks ruby red material from the air. She is even more quickly done with Aradia than she had been with John--after all, she knows exactly what would work with this redblooded girl.
Swoosh, swoosh, swoosh the jade blur goes and as quickly as she had began, the Dolorosa finishes, the remainder of her equipment falling back within her FETCH MODUS. The green torrent gone, Aradia will find herself now in possession of and equipped with the following:
- ONE RUBY QIPAO (+52 charm, +3 sexiness ( ... )
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