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Today's Headlines

Nov 11, 2005 11:47

After this.

Chase's ex-paramours hospitalized after airport scuffle
All parties insist incident was 'prank gone wrong'Two men formerly linked with "actress" Cordelia Chase, the current wife of hearththrob Orlando Bloom, find themselves in New York City hospital beds after, apparently, injuring each other. Police insist that the incident involving ( Read more... )

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kara_marie November 12 2005, 03:48:49 UTC

Todd gets no congratulations or concern from Kara Keating. She would like to take a golf club to his face at this point. What is it with people TRYING TO HELP and doing nothing but making it worse? Why can't someone just say to her: Hey, are you okay? instead of running around pulling shit like this.

Of course, she has no doubt that hitting people with golfclubs is far more entertaining than bothering to talk to her.

She calls him as soon as she sees the newspaper.

"I can't believe you did THAT."

suey_generis November 12 2005, 17:01:54 UTC

"Aww," Todd yawns. "Don't mention it."

kara_marie November 12 2005, 22:35:39 UTC

Okay. Not the reaction she was looking for.

"That WASN'T what I mean, Todd."

suey_generis November 14 2005, 19:13:38 UTC

"Well, then, you gotta translate, kitten. I'm on Percocet. This drug is something else, man. I mean, it's no morphine, not to mention Orpheus, and what I could really use now is some laudanum. . .do you think you could sneak me in some laudanum? Do they make that shit anymore? No no no, better -- absinthe. You're a slayer, you must be able to get a hold of some absinthe."

kara_marie November 14 2005, 23:29:54 UTC

"Yeah, Percocet is the biz." She agrees before realising she's supposed to be telling him off. "And NO! I can't get you absinthe! I'm underage and you just beat up my boyfriend!"

suey_generis November 15 2005, 01:23:26 UTC

Todd is too under-the-influence to censor himself, not that he's big on that anyway.

"Kara! He's not your fucking boyfriend anymore! For which -- can I say? -- thank God."

kara_marie November 15 2005, 01:28:56 UTC

"Well,"

She says.

"He wont want to be if he thinks I've been sending people to BREAK HIS KNEECAPS! He'll think I'm a PSYCHO!"

suey_generis November 15 2005, 01:38:20 UTC

"He broke up with you, Kara. Jesus! He left you for that mutant freak who swims in the wrong half of the genetic pool -- and, good God, I'm delirious. Darla doesn't ever hear I said that OK but -- goddammit, he's not worth your time. Oh, yeah, and I also must inform you that he's dumb as a bag of hammers. Harry, that is. Plus, did I mention one of his flunkies SHOT me?"

kara_marie November 15 2005, 02:39:10 UTC

"You don't know what you're talking about! And if you keep saying he's dumb then I WILL tell Darla EVERYTHING you just said!"

Although it IS somewhat comforting to have the boyfriend stealing psycho described in THAT light and does make her feel a little more kindly towards him. Sort of.

"Are you okay? You know, Todd... If you hadn't been attacking Harry you would NOT have been SHOT!"

suey_generis November 15 2005, 23:46:03 UTC

"Of course I'm OK, that's not the point." He immediately wishes he had played the in-pain card a little harder but then, hey, Percocet.

"Harry had plenty of warning about what was going to happen if you treated you bad, and he walked up to me and said something smartass. What was I supposed to do?" To the Immortal, this is perfectly good logic.

kara_marie November 15 2005, 23:56:51 UTC

"Todd, if you have ruined my chances of working this out with Harry? I will NEVER speak to you AGAIN. And don't think I'm bluffing! I'm SO NOT."

And then she hangs up.

Of course, Kara isn't quite capable of never talking to a person again. Besides, for once, this really isn't Todd's fault.

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