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f(t)= (log2(t) + t)^(1/2) on the domain t>0.
I. Teeth
Pros-
-Fun to say in combination with various fist motions (+4.56789)
-High casting rate and low Mana cost (+6.00001)
-Gives bragging rights, otherwise known as the phrase, "You got Teethed." (+80000.00000)
Cons-
-Pretty much useless in later difficulties; in other words, pretty much useless (-80008.00125)
Totalled, that's a 'Tudeness of 2.56665. Using the Amazingly Awesome Scale of 'Tude and significant figures, the 'Tude measurement for the spell Teeth is 1.98154.
II. Princess Jigglypuff
Pros-
-Annoying as hell (+8.12344)
-Superb aerial fighter (+8.54543)
-Wears a crown while remaining heterosexual (+1.00001)
-Down-B (+10.12030)
Cons-
-Still not very competent (-9.56789)
-Bizarre tendency to act like a Level 1 enemy (-12.55655)
Totalled, that's a 'Tudeness of 5.66474. The 'Tude measurement for Princess Jigglypuff is 2.85775. Princess Jigglypuff is approx. 8762.1 times more 'Tudeful than the spell Teeth.
III. I Bournot (I'm assuming the movie)
Pros-
-One dyke saw it coming (+ |infinity| )
-Yes, that said + the absolute value of infinity (+ |infinity| )
Cons-
-Still not as 'Tudeful as Bubsy (- 2|infinity| )
Totalled, that's a 'Tudeness of 0. That means the 'Tude measurement is imaginary. After all, only one dyke saw it coming.
IV. Bubsy
Pros-
-Father of all 'Tude (+ |infinity|^123497129347.42234)
Cons-
-Smells (-127412932.43543)
Totalled, that's a 'Tudeness of the absolute value of infinity to the 123497129347.42234th power minus 127412932.43543. As you might have figured, his 'Tude measurement is infinite.
Oh and I was able to dig this up too
Amanda loves to go to the zoo, please. Her favorite animal happens to be the monkey. All of the animals fuck Amanda because she is so nonfunny and unattractive. Can you blame them? Even the monkeys like to carpet lick with her banana. But who wouldn't? Amanda mostly goes to the zoo to fornicate with the sex toys, but sometimes she goes just to grope. She licks with the hard elephants and feeds the bats boobies. She craps the lions at least 2498216753 times before she slowly leaves for place. If I were a horse's penis I would hope Amanda would seduce me. But alas, I am just a promiscuous lesbian.
This is the unedited version take that censors.
f(t)= (log2(t) + t)^(1/2) on the domain t>0.
I. Teeth
Pros-
-Fun to say in combination with various fist motions (+4.56789)
-High casting rate and low Mana cost (+6.00001)
-Gives bragging rights, otherwise known as the phrase, "You got Teethed." (+80000.00000)
Cons-
-Pretty much useless in later difficulties; in other words, pretty much useless (-80008.00125)
Totalled, that's a 'Tudeness of 2.56665. Using the Amazingly Awesome Scale of 'Tude and significant figures, the 'Tude measurement for the spell Teeth is 1.98154.
II. Princess Jigglypuff
Pros-
-Annoying as hell (+8.12344)
-Superb aerial fighter (+8.54543)
-Wears a crown while remaining heterosexual (+1.00001)
-Down-B (+10.12030)
Cons-
-Still not very competent (-9.56789)
-Bizarre tendency to act like a Level 1 enemy (-12.55655)
Totalled, that's a 'Tudeness of 5.66474. The 'Tude measurement for Princess Jigglypuff is 2.85775. Princess Jigglypuff is approx. 8762.1 times more 'Tudeful than the spell Teeth.
III. I Bournot (I'm assuming the movie)
Pros-
-One dyke saw it coming (+ |infinity| )
-Yes, that said + the absolute value of infinity (+ |infinity| )
Cons-
-Still not as 'Tudeful as Bubsy (- 2|infinity| )
Totalled, that's a 'Tudeness of 0. That means the 'Tude measurement is imaginary. After all, only one dyke saw it coming.
IV. Bubsy
Pros-
-Father of all 'Tude (+ |infinity|^123497129347.42234)
Cons-
-Smells (-127412932.43543)
Totalled, that's a 'Tudeness of the absolute value of infinity to the 123497129347.42234th power minus 127412932.43543. As you might have figured, his 'Tude measurement is infinite.
Oh and I was able to dig this up too
Amanda loves to go to the zoo, please. Her favorite animal happens to be the monkey. All of the animals fuck Amanda because she is so nonfunny and unattractive. Can you blame them? Even the monkeys like to carpet lick with her banana. But who wouldn't? Amanda mostly goes to the zoo to fornicate with the sex toys, but sometimes she goes just to grope. She licks with the hard elephants and feeds the bats boobies. She craps the lions at least 2498216753 times before she slowly leaves for place. If I were a horse's penis I would hope Amanda would seduce me. But alas, I am just a promiscuous lesbian.
This is the unedited version take that censors.