Limerick

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There was an old man with a beard
Who said, "It is just as I feared.
Two owls and a hen,
Four larks and a wren,
Have all built their nests in my beard!"

Edward Lear

A tutor who tooted a flute,
Tried to teach two young tooters to toot.
Said the two to the tutor,
"Is it harder to toot, or,
To tutor two tooters to toot?"

Edward Lear (I think)