Marauders and McGonagalls by MinervaEvenstar: DONE
Yes, I know Scriblerusday did this already, though in their own way. (Go on and read the whole thing. It perfectly sets up what you read in my pages.) I couldn't let it go when I saw it. It pissed me off as much as the Yu-Gi-Oh fic did, so here you go. However, I got bored and printed out four chapters to do the way I do Twilight; I use an actual red pen on the pages and make it look like it's bleeding. Now that I've done them I think it's actually more convenient to do than trying to use the new MSPaint. Think about that for a moment. However, there is something to be said about using that Crayon function. XD I love it. (Which means I ought to go find some crayons to play with, but I digress.)
Sapphire and Jessie McGonagall are Minerva McGonagall's two nieces who, quite frankly, are as vapid as Bella Swan. Jessie has non-mommy issues, which is my way of saying that the author sort of neglected the clear mommy issues that Jessie has because her mom completely fucking ignores her; meanwhile, Sapphire is everyone's favorite little princess complete with a white unicorn that farts rainbows. (Only partially joking.) Sapphire's so perfect that she bags Remus Lupin with no trouble and then promptly tells him to stop referring to himself as a person because he's not really human. (what?) I could summarize more, but Scriblerusday did it better than I could.
Marauders and McGonagalls by MinervaEvenstar
Chapter One: 1 2 3
Chapter Two: 1 2 3
Chapter Three: 1 2 3 4 5
Chapter Four: 1 2 3
Chapter Five: 1 2 3
Chapter Six: 1 2 3
Chapter Seven: 1 2 3 4
Chapter Eight: 1 2 3
Chapter Nine: 1 2
Chapter Ten: 1 2 3
Chapter Eleven: 1 2 3
Chapter Twelve: 1 2 3
Chapter Thirteen: 1 2 3 4
Chapter Fourteen1 2 3 4
Chapter Fifteen1 2 3 4
Chapter Sixteen1 2 3 4
Chapter Seventeen: 1 2 3 4 5
Chapter Eighteen: 1 2
Chapter Nineteen: 1 2 3 4
Chapter Twenty: 1 2 3 4
Chapter Twenty-One: 1 2
Chapter Twenty-Two: 1 2 3 4 5
Chapter Twenty-Three: 1 2 3
Chapter Twenty-Four: 1 2 3
Chapter Twenty-Five: 1 2
Chapter Twenty-Six: 1 2 3
Chapter Twenty-Seven: 1 2
Chapter Twenty-Eight: 1 2 3
Chapter Twenty-Nine: 1 2 3
Chapter Thirty: 1 2
Chapter Thirty-One: 1 2
Chapter Thirty-Two: 1 2 3
Chapter Thirty-Three: 1 2 3
Chapter Thirty-Four: 1 2
Chapter Thirty-Five: 1 2 3
Chapter Thirty-Six: 1 2 3
Chapter Thirty-Seven: 1 2 3
Chapter Thirty-Eight: 1 2
Chapter Thirty-Nine: 1 2
Chapter Forty: 1 2 3
Chapter Forty-One: 1 2 3
Chapter Forty-Two: 1 2 3
Fuck this story. Fuck it with a rusty rake. I'm done. If anyone else wants to do this, go after it. As scribbleruesday said this is some hardcore relationship sue work. It's long, tedious and the only thing that makes it better is that the chapters are short.
Sapphire and Jessie McGonagall are Minerva McGonagall's two nieces who, quite frankly, are as vapid as Bella Swan. Jessie has non-mommy issues, which is my way of saying that the author sort of neglected the clear mommy issues that Jessie has because her mom completely fucking ignores her; meanwhile, Sapphire is everyone's favorite little princess complete with a white unicorn that farts rainbows. (Only partially joking.) Sapphire's so perfect that she bags Remus Lupin with no trouble and then promptly tells him to stop referring to himself as a person because he's not really human. (what?) I could summarize more, but Scriblerusday did it better than I could.
Marauders and McGonagalls by MinervaEvenstar
Chapter One: 1 2 3
Chapter Two: 1 2 3
Chapter Three: 1 2 3 4 5
Chapter Four: 1 2 3
Chapter Five: 1 2 3
Chapter Six: 1 2 3
Chapter Seven: 1 2 3 4
Chapter Eight: 1 2 3
Chapter Nine: 1 2
Chapter Ten: 1 2 3
Chapter Eleven: 1 2 3
Chapter Twelve: 1 2 3
Chapter Thirteen: 1 2 3 4
Chapter Fourteen1 2 3 4
Chapter Fifteen1 2 3 4
Chapter Sixteen1 2 3 4
Chapter Seventeen: 1 2 3 4 5
Chapter Eighteen: 1 2
Chapter Nineteen: 1 2 3 4
Chapter Twenty: 1 2 3 4
Chapter Twenty-One: 1 2
Chapter Twenty-Two: 1 2 3 4 5
Chapter Twenty-Three: 1 2 3
Chapter Twenty-Four: 1 2 3
Chapter Twenty-Five: 1 2
Chapter Twenty-Six: 1 2 3
Chapter Twenty-Seven: 1 2
Chapter Twenty-Eight: 1 2 3
Chapter Twenty-Nine: 1 2 3
Chapter Thirty: 1 2
Chapter Thirty-One: 1 2
Chapter Thirty-Two: 1 2 3
Chapter Thirty-Three: 1 2 3
Chapter Thirty-Four: 1 2
Chapter Thirty-Five: 1 2 3
Chapter Thirty-Six: 1 2 3
Chapter Thirty-Seven: 1 2 3
Chapter Thirty-Eight: 1 2
Chapter Thirty-Nine: 1 2
Chapter Forty: 1 2 3
Chapter Forty-One: 1 2 3
Chapter Forty-Two: 1 2 3
Fuck this story. Fuck it with a rusty rake. I'm done. If anyone else wants to do this, go after it. As scribbleruesday said this is some hardcore relationship sue work. It's long, tedious and the only thing that makes it better is that the chapters are short.