Stay tune for Part 5...There will be a Part 6 which will be the Sequel (hopefully it will be a sequel).
I was on a phone call and the person at the other end asked, 'Why are you so peed with it all?' I replied, 'No one disrespects my family.'...but I wished I said, 'No one disrespects the family, there will be hell to pay' in my bad Italian accent. yourichi-sans (how do you link again? Where's the person gone?), well, Chi says, you aren't in the mafia. Well am I not?
- I've been dubbed as Sue Ga Jeh (Big Sis Sue) but only certain people calls me that and then others just refer me as that. From the beginning I didn't like it because it sounds like the head of the mafia.
- Then, Chi has become a drug dealer and loan shark.
- The most important being, we refer ourselves as The Family.
Need anymore evidence?
Anyhow, before a whole load of policemen break my door down, Chi is NOT really a drug dealer or loan shark. There's a story behind it, I can't remember the drug dealer...no I do, funny that - after I finished typing the line I remember.
I'm sure it was when Chi and I got onboard with the drama club. We were all brainstorming the different types of Mental Health Issues and then the possible cause. Now Chi and I like to b***s*** with some underlying theories. We said that something can lead to drug taking or something like that and Chi kept talking about it in complete detail so she basically sounded like the specialist. Then we all dubbed her Chi who sells the Coke.
Loan Shark Story
This is where the truth came out as well...I do regret it putting it up here but it's actually quite funny...It was family day, the week before I was trying to teach some of them to dance - completely failed - so I said that Chi would teach. It was difficult getting Chi out but we managed to. We bought food from Morrisons for our little home cooking.
We moved the messages into the kitchen and two people started putting them away. The rest in the living room mucking around and singing only to find DeeDee storming in screaming, 'WHO SWITCHED THE KITCHEN LIGHTS OFF? *points at J.M.* IT WAS YOU, wasn't it? I keep telling you to leaving it on.' And then storms off leaving J.M. confused and innocently accused. J.M. thinks whether he did switch it off (he's been in trouble twice) and believes it was his fault, 'well when you walk out the room, that's what you do - switch off the lights.'
Then when we were preparing dinner, DeeDee and I went into the kitchen when suddenly he says,
'Who put the messages away?'
'I think it was J.M. and RayRay.
'The fish is still here, put everything away apart from the fish. It's just lying there.'
He then goes into the living room and blames it on J.M., 'first you leave the lights on and then you leave the fish lying there - not putting it away!' Of course, exits.After dinner, Chi wrote a note on the white board thing stuck on the fridge, 'DeeDee, Repay your debt' (the name and the sentence is in two completely different font). DeeDee was about to wash the dishes only to find him complains, 'who the hell leaves the fish bones in the dish and then in the sink? J.M. it was you wasn't it? You brought the other dishes in...first it was the lights.'
RayRay is in stitches at this point as J.M. looks completely confuddled. While RayRay is trying to get a hold of herself, I manage to hear, 'I left the fish bones in the dish...and see the lights, I switched it off.'
While DeeDee washes the dishes, J.M. reads the note and DeeDee screams, 'WHAT?...Who wrote that?...It was you wasn't it?'
J.M. replies, 'I just read it, why would I write it and I just read it?' Everyone was in the kitchen.
'It was you'
'Why don't we all write this one word and then you will know the culprit?'
'Don't be so stupid! You can fake your handwriting.'
While J.M. was being accused, he tries to clear his name by asking everyone one by one if they had wrote it...DeeDee still washing the dishes says, 'Cheh, I know who wrote it, It was Choi...I can tell by the handwriting'.
A week later, DeeDee says, 'see that note you left on the fridge, it's still in the fridge and mum saw it...she asked me if I was in financial difficulties and who I owed money to.'
Life has got be a bit crazy. So J.M. you know the truth and I just told my mummy - it still gives me the stitches.
Note: My mummy said that J.M. is very naive believing that he did it. He's one of those who would protect his family and if his wife is even more naive then he would fly back home in a heartbeat to make sure she is ok.
Playing Cheat! "6 Queens' Who's cheating now?