Poor Matt. Getting dumped in front of everyone in the Common Room. At least she could have taken him aside to do it. But no, of course not. He's not anti-clothes, so he doesn't deserve to keep his dignity and is instead forced to run out of the room probably crying his eyes out.
Emily does seem to have an incontinence problem. That should be looked at by a doctor, since she's so young.
I feel sorry for Matt, too. "How DARE you have a sense of decency where your girlfriend's concerned? Well, now you don't have a girlfriend anymore!" And of course, his ex being a Sue, she's going to get all the sympathy for it.
You know, I could almost excuse the fact that the Sues keep wetting themselves. The thing is, he devotes so much FUCKING FORESHADOWING of it! It's never quick, never subtle, nope!
"A first year named Evan Creevey"
Either Neil is ripping off Colin or is introducing a descendant. In any case, it bodes ill.
And the H/Hr sex thing, yeah. That's one of the things I hate about this series and Rose Potter and how the authors of both go "Oh, it's not sexual, it's just showing the bond between the characters!" Fuck you, people can show affection without screwing each other three times a night. Rowling got through her entire series without any sex, hell even MEYER avoided being this sexually explicit (which is really saying something, considering how Bella went on about it). Reminds me of My Inner Life and that God-forsaken chapter in which Jenna and Link celebrate their anniversary. x(
Gah! I don't know which is worse, Harry/Hermione sex in this fic or Link/Jenna. I guess I'm just glad that I'm reading the "edited" version of Hogwarts Exposed. And at least Neil never spends paragraphs squeeing over Harry's nutsack.
I have a feeling that Neil just isn't interested in Harry's junk, period and only went on about Ron's to pick on the poor guy. Nope, women's bits are what he goes on about. Shaven, undeerage, okay, I'm stopping now. >_
Comments on ch ...um...Eleven. (Poor Marluxia.)scarsoflokiJanuary 1 2013, 14:10:34 UTC
Maybe I'm being picky, but is it necessary to say "totally starkers"? Doesn't "starkers" imply total nudity? ^ Oh my god, totally!
"Suppose we step into your dorm for a minute and you explain to me exactly what's going on," Jamie suggested. "Then I'll decide whether I'm going to stop you or not." Jamie is so fucking BOSSY^ The sad thing is, between my last comment and now, I actually made a friend named Jamie and now her face pops into my head whenever I read this. She's actually a pure and sweet girl, and very much not a nudist, but she can be a little bossy at times. ...Poor Real!Jamie
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Anyway, witches apparently have some sort of implant in their vaginas that detects semen and sets off an alarm if they are under 15. It's creepy, but even creepier is how Neil clearly thinks it is unjust to stop kids under 15 from having sex
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Emily does seem to have an incontinence problem. That should be looked at by a doctor, since she's so young.
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"A first year named Evan Creevey"
Either Neil is ripping off Colin or is introducing a descendant. In any case, it bodes ill.
And the H/Hr sex thing, yeah. That's one of the things I hate about this series and Rose Potter and how the authors of both go "Oh, it's not sexual, it's just showing the bond between the characters!" Fuck you, people can show affection without screwing each other three times a night. Rowling got through her entire series without any sex, hell even MEYER avoided being this sexually explicit (which is really saying something, considering how Bella went on about it). Reminds me of My Inner Life and that God-forsaken chapter in which Jenna and Link celebrate their anniversary. x(
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^ Oh my god, totally!
"Suppose we step into your dorm for a minute and you explain to me exactly what's going on," Jamie suggested. "Then I'll decide whether I'm going to stop you or not." Jamie is so fucking BOSSY^ The sad thing is, between my last comment and now, I actually made a friend named Jamie and now her face pops into my head whenever I read this. She's actually a pure and sweet girl, and very much not a nudist, but she can be a little bossy at times. ...Poor Real!Jamie ( ... )
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