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doodasnapefreak in sue_assassins

Hogwarts Overexposed: Chapter Nine

Oct 07, 2010 14:36

To help me not go COMPLETELY bonkers over this fic, whenever they talk about Salazar Slytherin, this is what I'm going to think of:

( WHO DARES DISTURB MY SLUMBER? )

hogwarts overexposed

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doodasnapefreak October 7 2010, 17:47:13 UTC

I'm pretty sure that if I had ever been unlucky enough to walk in on my mom blowing my dad, I would have been too busy scrubbing my eyes with bleach to ask her questions.

I say prayers of thanks every day that my parents had a lock on their bedroom door.

tangerine_sama October 7 2010, 14:56:11 UTC

Oh god, Aladdin, how I love thee...

On a side note, I'm fairly sure that if Damien and Slytherin were joined by buttsex, people might actually like this.

HOW IS THIS NOT A PARODY?! There is no way on earth that is serious, I refuse to believe that. Also, what the hell did Madam Hooch do to Neil anyway? *slaps forehead* Oh yeah, I forgot, Neil likes young naked adolescent girls being molested, they excite him. D: Ugh, thank you for going through this world of shit so I didn't have to.

Here's a kitten and some vodka to make the pain go away? *hands them over*

doodasnapefreak October 7 2010, 17:45:22 UTC

Kittens make everything better. :)

I'm still holding out hope that Neil is just a troll like the author of "My Immortal."

tangerine_sama October 8 2010, 01:10:29 UTC

Yes, they do, they really do.

Maybe that wish will come true... I hope, I pray.

scarsofloki November 6 2012, 07:26:00 UTC

Oh, he totally is... but instead of STUP FLAMMING PREPZ, it would be WAAAAH, YOU PRUDES JUST DON'T UNDERSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!

turtlecrackers October 7 2010, 19:34:16 UTC

Alright! We're healed up and our boobs look great! Let's just forget about the horrible two weeks we spent in a dungeon and that we were nearly tortured to death (in what seemed to be the death trap from The Great Mouse Detective), just so we can have awkward conversations about sex with our parents, acting as if we're mentally five years old instead of twelve since we're idiots so innocent! Yaay!

e_e I hate these Sues so much.

Aand then just a jump to the left from one plot straight into the next one. Great. What this story really needed was more Americanisms, now from actual American characters.

zelda_queen October 8 2010, 01:13:59 UTC

"The voice didn't seem to come from any particular direction, but instead had the sensation that it was emanating from everywhere in the dungeon at once."

Yet more ripping off from canon, particularly DH. Lovely, Neil. Oh, and Emily's "I didn't shrink my boobs all the way" is just a perverted rip off of Hermione's teeth.

AUGH! Yet again, WHY IS EVERYONE A VOYEUR IN THIS SERIES! First Moaning Myrtle goes on about how she's never seen sex and now Salazar is going on about how it's been soooooo long since he's seen a naked chick! Gah!

And you're right, incidentally. By the time Salazar got into his blood supremacy thing, he was considered a "twisted old looney". He wasn't a cheap Voldemort knock-off.

airey_kun January 30 2011, 23:16:12 UTC

*puts festive hat on computer* Cheep up, computer! Hogwarts Exposed isn't that bad! Okay, yes it is. But the hat isn't! *patpat*

The closest (straight) girls come to "admiring" another girl's boobs is either asking where they got their boob job or pointing out how flat-chested they are. *is experienced in this because seriously, man, sleepover are weird*