I have nothing intelligent to say, all of my intelligence has been insulted by this fic and is now running free on the planes of the grounds at canon Hogwarts, trying desperately to block this monstrosity out forever.
"At least I didn't give my word as a Junior Marauder."NO. You are no Marauder, you spine-less, simpering little glob of blubbering toadstool slime! The Marauders would have laughed their asses off at your behavior if they saw you. They would not have had respect for a brat with paper-thin skin who can't handle the smallest thing to not go his way, and whose first reaction to EVERYTHING is to off himself! They would have bullied you, Fake!Harry! Because you are weak and not good enough to even look at them
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"By the way, you have my word as a Gryffindor that I will not give in to Ron's thoughts that I should get Hermione to give me all the answers"
Um, Suethor? In the books, Harry was just as happy as Ron was to get homework help from Hermione. In fact, in the sixth book, he was annoyed that Hermione was angry with Ron because it meant she wouldn't correct his homework either.
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I MEAN WHAT THE FLYING FUCK?
I have nothing intelligent to say, all of my intelligence has been insulted by this fic and is now running free on the planes of the grounds at canon Hogwarts, trying desperately to block this monstrosity out forever.
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Um, Suethor? In the books, Harry was just as happy as Ron was to get homework help from Hermione. In fact, in the sixth book, he was annoyed that Hermione was angry with Ron because it meant she wouldn't correct his homework either.
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