oy vey!

Sep 15, 2004 21:47

MahaMongoose37: on a scale of 1 to 10 how jewish do i look?
MahaMongoose37: i'm taking a poll in honor of the new year
tomcat12787: hmm
tomcat12787: on a scale of "Jerry Seinfeld" to "Jesus"
tomcat12787: i'd pin you about two spots down from "jesus"
MahaMongoose37: haha wow
MahaMongoose37: kevin said 8
MahaMongoose37: damn
MahaMongoose37: so if i was just walking down the street and you didn't know me you'd be like "hark! a jew!"
tomcat12787: "Let's stone it!"
tomcat12787: yeah
MahaMongoose37: maybe it'll count as minority status for college
MahaMongoose37: lol
tomcat12787: you wish
MahaMongoose37: yeah i do
MahaMongoose37: damn asians
tomcat12787: lol
tomcat12787: i'm taking my filipino side as my race on my apps
tomcat12787: better minority status
MahaMongoose37: grr
MahaMongoose37: i bet mit is like 50 percent asian
MahaMongoose37: asians are NOT a minority
MahaMongoose37: i don't care what anyone says
MahaMongoose37: ::is bitter::
tomcat12787: i'll send you a Harvard sweatshirt

So I realized when Dan called me tonight to wish me a happy Rosh Hoshannah and I completely forgot that I'm a terrible excuse for a poser Jew. Anyway, what do you think? I'm just curious. Cuz...maybe if I look really really Jewish I really should start acting like it. No, jk.

ItsTheLocalSound: and if noses were money, the jews would be a world economic power, thats dangerous

How true. Lol.
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