Just Because I'm THAT Cool

[sudzeefun]

Ok, so I'm gonna do this whole song-name thing, but just to shake things up a bit, I'm gonna use section headings from the American Pageant instead of songs. Best idea ever, no? Heh.

The American Pageant

1. Are you male or female?:
Women in Revolt

2. Describe yourself:
A Proclamation Without Emancipation

3. How do some people feel about you?:
Marvels in Manufacturing

4. How do you feel about yourself?:
The Clash of Empires

5. Describe your girlfriend/boyfriend/interests:
The Korean Volcano Erupts

or...

TR: Brandisher of the Big Stick

6. Where would you rather be?:
Wilderness Utopias

7. Describe what you want to be:
The Dawn of Scientific Achievement

8. Describe how you live:
Appealing to the American Pocketbook

or...

Raking Muck with the Muckraker (wtf)

9. Describe how you love:
The Burdens of Bondage

or...

Life Under the Lash

10. Share a few words of wisdom:
In Union There Is Strength

In all honesty, the only reason I did this is so I could use The Korean Volcano thing...sorry Shin...I saw it and couldn't resist. Anyway....who says who says what we learn in school isn't useful for everyday life?