#0018

[sudlichstekreuz]

A group of girls was cooing over Archimedes earlier today. Apparently they love the way he looks, especially his little yellow beak. And the fact that he is fairly tame. He has learned to let other people touch him because it means he gets his head scratched, something he absolutely adores. Then one of the girls complimented me. I do not understand

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[shamanofshadows]

...You're a little slow when it comes to personal interactions, aren't you?

[sudlichstekreuz]

It would seem so. I have never had someone flirt with me, though. I have only seen it in manga and movies.

[shamanofshadows]

...Never? Well, that's pretty damn surprising considering your bishounen looks. Girls are usually all over guys like you. You sure you just haven't recognized it happening other times also? Flirting doesn't always require being as bold about it as this girl was being either.

[sudlichstekreuz]

Well-- I mean-- er. How would I know, then? D: Now I feel awful. What if a girl was flirting and I had no idea? I might have hurt her feelings!

[shamanofshadows]

It can be more subtle sometimes. Especially if it's a shy girl. They'll blush a lot and don't like making direct eye contact with you. So if you have had any girls act like that, then yeah, there's a chance that you might've hurt their feelings. ...But oh well~ You've still got this other girl that has the hots for you that you can work with. Hopefully she doesn't look too much like a dog. Nobody wants to bang a fugly chick.

[sudlichstekreuz]

I am not sure. I mostly kept to myself, and never spoke to anyone in school because of my power.

She was... pretty, I think. I cannot recall exactly, though. I was too flustered at the time.

"Bang"? "Fugly"?

[ooc: Oh, Lilia. *facepalm*]

[shamanofshadows]

You seriously can't recall whether or not she was pretty at all? Even though she was right there in front of you and pressing against you? ...What the hell were you looking at if not at her face? Wait. Were you staring at her tits? If that's the case, then that's totally fine~

Bang = screw, doing it, sleep with, make love, bone, fuck, fornicate, have sex with... Any of those synonyms translating better for you~?
Fugly = fucking ugly

[OOC: *pets Lilia* You poor foolishly innocent thing. Chinen enjoys warping young impressionable minds like yours~]

[sudlichstekreuz]

I was more focused on the fact that she was... soft. And very, very close. I was staring at my shoes mostly. I would never stare at a woman's chest!

I... oh. I do not think I want ot have this conversation anymore.

[ooc: He has some sense of self-preservation, it's just oblivious most of the time. XD]

[shamanofshadows]

Spoilsport~ It's a fun topic.