Mar 05, 2006 17:45
Angus was totally right about what my post is going to be like. We totally made the conference our bitch. And we bossed the dance. At least the good part. It was crappy at the beginning, then it got sweet as hell, then it sucked, and then they redeemed it again at the very end. One part of it was really sweet thought. They were playing a lot of Sean Paul. I counted something like 4 songs, which is funny, because last time I checked, he had one marginally catchy song. Anyways, during the third or so, Joel and I got bored, so we managed to drown out the music between the two of us, singing "Barroom Hero". It was great, nobody had any clue what the hell we were singing. Contrary to what Angy Pangy said though, there were some hot girls there. Like Angy said though, one of them was named Natalie, she was pretty hot, and it was hilarious. Basically, she knew she was way out of the league of just about everyone at that conference, so she decided to see how many guys she could dangle on a string. It was great. Angy Pangy and Joel fell right into the trap, but not too badly. There were these two other guys who followed her around everywhere. It was fucking awesome. She had like, 4 bitches, each one of them thinking they totally stood a chance, and that she had the hots for them. That's four not counting Angy and Joel. I wasn't planning on mentioning Halo2 guy, but since I'm following along what Angy Pangy's said so far, I'd better keep up the streak. He was fat, and thought he was all the shit, and was a wang. Time to break away from Angy Pangy.
My roommate wasn't too bad, he was the kind of guy who never got out of that grade 8 "people will think I'm cool if I'm loud" stage. He wasn't a bad guy thought, and I'm glad i had him. On two different occasions, two people started talking about how they hated how many gay people were at the confrence (there were 3 open gays whom I knew of there, there were undoubtedly more though...), and I told them that I hated homophobes, and that if they said anything bad about gay people again, I'd murder them. Their reactions were great. Especially this little french kid I'd been talking to. You could just see the look on his face. The second he said his little "stupid gay people" thing, his face sorta lit up with a whole "man, that was so good, now he'll KNOW how cool I am". His expression was still stuck in "wait, what the fuck just happened?" mode when I wished him a good day and walked off. My roommates friends were really wierd. In addition to being amigos with one of the little homophobes I told off, he had these two girl friends who just didn't realize that you DO NOT call a room at 6 in to morning, or really at all. They called incessantly until I started answering the phone with such heartwarming phrases such as:
"blow me"
"fuck off and die you whore"
"If you ever call my room again, I'm going to rape you, and it will not be fun"
They sorta got the message, but not really.
I've written quite a bit, and most of it's been because I rambled a lot, so I'll wrap this up. JAAC squad were Nazis (except like, two of them), food was good, Jeff had a sweet roommate, chaperones in my house hated me. Also, when Angy and I said we bossed the confrence, we meant it. We kicked the shit out of it. However, Connor kicked the shit out of it more. He managed to stay both nights, hidden in our rooms. It was sweet, we pushed the beds together. Anyways, Angy Pangy and I tied, since the only action any of us got was grinding at the dance, but I propose, that even if Connor was not included in our Challenge originally, we make him the winner. Huzzaah for Connor!
I'm editing: I was being sociable. I wasn't anybody's bitch. If she were an ugly whore, then nobody would be saying anything. So shut it.
Edit again: Ya, Angy was social, but he WAS her bitch. Ask any of the other guys.