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Went to court this morning. My case was dismissed. I was in and out in 10 minutes; it was awesome.
Got to work at around 9. It was a slow day. We had mimosas at the end of the day. I got home and continued to drink. I am drunk.
Tonight is midnight ridazz. Conan the Barbarian is the theme. I drew a six pack and some titties on an old beater. I am going to be Conan the Boobarian. I also made a cardboard sword with tin foil. I think I am going to be the belle of the ball tonight. Though I will have to stuff some oranges in my shirt or else my attempt to be the Boobarian would be futile as my boobies will not suffice.
My stepmom put her dog to sleep this evening. I feel sad. He was a good boy. 1994-2007.
Time to drink some more. BYE
Got to work at around 9. It was a slow day. We had mimosas at the end of the day. I got home and continued to drink. I am drunk.
Tonight is midnight ridazz. Conan the Barbarian is the theme. I drew a six pack and some titties on an old beater. I am going to be Conan the Boobarian. I also made a cardboard sword with tin foil. I think I am going to be the belle of the ball tonight. Though I will have to stuff some oranges in my shirt or else my attempt to be the Boobarian would be futile as my boobies will not suffice.
My stepmom put her dog to sleep this evening. I feel sad. He was a good boy. 1994-2007.
Time to drink some more. BYE