10 Signs You May "Go Psycho" From Time to Time

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What is "going psycho" you might ask, because you most likely have no idea. Well, "going psycho" is just rocking out to the genre of music that is psychobilly. Now this leads to the question of "what the fuck is psychobilly and what the fuck are you on?" Well, I can't answer that second part, but the first part is what this bit of verbiage is all about.

My 10 Signs of Psychobilly Appreciation.

1. The stand-up bass is in your top 3 sexiest instruments ever played list. (Having a top 3 sexiest instruments list is a pre-requisite, otherwise you aren't enough of a music nerd to truly appreciate little known genres like psychobilly).
2. The zombacolypse frequently comes up in casual conversations, work situations, or when meeting important people for the first time. (Yes, the President really does need to know about the ever-looming threat.)
3. The Undead (zombies, vampires, jesus, and so on) are just fucking awesome.
4. That Elvis twang really makes you need to put on your jean jacket and do some good dancin'.
5. You can, in fact, do the Elvis hip-swish thing.
6. The pompadour is the sexiest hairstyle in existance, especially on a woman with her hair dyed black. Second to this is the flattop, complimenting the spider web tattoos crawling up your neck.
7. Surfing in outerspace and meeting the future mother/father of your children there sounds like an excellent idea. (Yes, I am saying Amazons from outer space would totally be hawt.)
8. Tattoos of dancing skeletons cover your body. OR: you kidnapped your 10th grade biology teacher's display skeleton and took it to Winter Formal in appropriate dress, and nearly got away with it too. And if you didn't, you wish you had now.
9. Old cheesy horror flicks are your favorite. (I bet you didn't even know there was a Little Shop of Horrors prior to the musical version.)
10. Voodoo is totally something you'd actually look into - at least for musical inspiration, if not to sleep with the voodoo woman selling live chickens downtown.

And now you know. Psychobilly: Like the fifties, but in color.