this ain't a scene; it's a got damn arms race
The first gift of christmas I wanted to talk about The Blood Brothers show on 12/6 because I've been wanting and begging for a pit, and these kids don't dance or mosh at shows. BUT THE SCENE IS NOT DEAD. Those boys are 40+, screaming, harmonizing, crowd surfing. I felt like I was 15 at warped tour. There were still couples holding each other in the pit like 2004. My heart.
When we arrived I noticed that 95% of the group was male and 99% did not have a cell phone out, so I knew we meant business. I microdosed some mushrooms cuz the show didn't start until 10:15 and I'm an adult now, I can't be out late. It makes me physically ill to be awake past 3 am, like what the fuck is that shit. Skib.
the second gift of Christmas But this all pales in comparison to the shooting of United Healthcare CEO on 12/5 by one of the most beautiful men to ever write a manifesto and kill a white man in cold blood. America's Sweetheart. Luigi Mangiano. What's more new york than getting shot by an Italian college student in broad daylight? Welcome to America. Better not catch you slippin.
The historical parallels between Mangiana and Princip, the perfect timing -- locally it's Christmas, open enrollment for healthcare, inauguration is coming (and we keep rejecting Trump's cabinet appointments), the tiktok ban is imminent, the tariffs are looming, MITCH MCCONNELL FELL DOWN THE STAIRS!! and then GLOBALLY, we have the fall of Asaad, the Ukranians killing so many Russians, the proxy war in Israel, the Georgia revolt, the weird South Korean military rule for five seconds
Can you feel it?
Can you feel it?
WHATTA MAN WHATTA MAN
the third gift of Christmas is the icing on the cake because I have been saying for years that Jay Z is a piece of shit and he finally has a pedo charge as of 12/8. The diddy party memes are great, but Jay Z has been raping Beyonce since she was 15 and then married her. I told yall Solange beat him in the elevator not just for cheating but because he cheated on her with an underage girl. I heard she was 14. Turns out he made it worse and she was 13.
I WILL MOURN THE DEATH OF PARIS HILTON IN THE COMING CLASS WAR BUT IT MUST BE DONE
HER SONIC DRINK IS DELICIOUS BTW
SANASAAAAAAAA
When we arrived I noticed that 95% of the group was male and 99% did not have a cell phone out, so I knew we meant business. I microdosed some mushrooms cuz the show didn't start until 10:15 and I'm an adult now, I can't be out late. It makes me physically ill to be awake past 3 am, like what the fuck is that shit. Skib.
the second gift of Christmas But this all pales in comparison to the shooting of United Healthcare CEO on 12/5 by one of the most beautiful men to ever write a manifesto and kill a white man in cold blood. America's Sweetheart. Luigi Mangiano. What's more new york than getting shot by an Italian college student in broad daylight? Welcome to America. Better not catch you slippin.
The historical parallels between Mangiana and Princip, the perfect timing -- locally it's Christmas, open enrollment for healthcare, inauguration is coming (and we keep rejecting Trump's cabinet appointments), the tiktok ban is imminent, the tariffs are looming, MITCH MCCONNELL FELL DOWN THE STAIRS!! and then GLOBALLY, we have the fall of Asaad, the Ukranians killing so many Russians, the proxy war in Israel, the Georgia revolt, the weird South Korean military rule for five seconds
Can you feel it?
Can you feel it?
WHATTA MAN WHATTA MAN
the third gift of Christmas is the icing on the cake because I have been saying for years that Jay Z is a piece of shit and he finally has a pedo charge as of 12/8. The diddy party memes are great, but Jay Z has been raping Beyonce since she was 15 and then married her. I told yall Solange beat him in the elevator not just for cheating but because he cheated on her with an underage girl. I heard she was 14. Turns out he made it worse and she was 13.
I WILL MOURN THE DEATH OF PARIS HILTON IN THE COMING CLASS WAR BUT IT MUST BE DONE
HER SONIC DRINK IS DELICIOUS BTW
SANASAAAAAAAA