doctor who?
So I intended to watch some of this yesterday.
And earlier today.
But I was angry and slept, and now here we are. less than 24 hours until the 50th, and I still have 9 episodes to watch and a child to babysit.
yes, you're right. this probably isn't going to happen.
unless I don't sleep tonight.
ONTO THE SNOWMEN.
um.
i think the snowflakes were growling at me.
i don't think those children are dressed appropriately for the weather.
that snowman looks very artificial.
THE SNOWMAN'S VOICE IS IAN MCKELLAN.
THE SNOWMAN'S VOICE.
IS IAN MCKELLAN.
THIS IS SOME BROTHERHOOD SHIT.
..........so the child has grown up.
and now has a bunch of snowmen? that they're taking snow from......
and the snowmen have eaten all the men.
CLARAAAAAAAAAAA.
i thought she was.......not from the 1800s.
its like these people don't realize that its friggen cold.
THAT IS THE DOCTOR.
he looks very grumpy.
HE IS WEARING A TIE.
NOT A BOWTIE.
oh he doesn't recognize her.
because he never saw oswin.
so only we recognize her.
oh clara.
doctor, did you seriously not notice that the snowman had teeth?
jenna louise coleman is so friggen adorable guys.
i can't deal with her damn face.
why is she chasing after the doctor.
who the hell is talking to him?
some lizard lady, clearly.
SHE CHASED AFTER HIM. AND LANDED ON TOP OF THE CARRAIGE WHICH SHE THEN BROKE INTO.
this girl is really not normal.
DOCTOR WHO!
the veiled detective.
is that the same couple from a good man goes to war?
i'm assuming
WINTER IS COMING HAAAAAAAAAAA
anyway i'm assuming that they are.
i like that they're married.
is this before or after for them?
we know its after for the doctor.
so it is after.
because the lizard lady and her wife are there, and the potato nurse.
i guess he lived.
I AM OPPOSED TO YOUR CURRENT APATHY.
omg clara is locked in the carriage lmfaooooo.
sir do not discuss my reproductive cycle in front of enemy girls.
i love that the potato can't tell the difference between boys and girls lmfao.
please stop thinking about the snowmen.
but he doesn't remember where he found her.
because of the worm.
also she's sneaky.
a ladder to nowhere.
oh honey. trying to grab it and falling.
she really is quite good.
but she is not dressed for the weather.
that is a looooooong staircase.
or maybe high is a better word.
i've seen a lot of gifs of clara in the clouds.
okay but how.
how can you stand, on a cloud?
sniffing her cloak.
SIR IAN MCKELLANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.
the giant woman and the dreaming child.
her own work to get back to.
that no one would believe.
who is she really?
so she's leading a double life?
franny's gone mad.
she needs a doctor. lol.
really clara. just yelling up to the clouds.
bad choice.
ah but jenny is there.
lizard lady!
one word answers?
she's smart.
she's really smart.
this whole conversation is awesome.
smart clever women.
so how long has it been for him.
explain all about the snow and the danger in one word.
what is lizard lady's name.
oh honey.
he's wearing the glasses.
amy's glasses.
LMFAO SHERLOCK HOLMES.
talking snow.
TAKES ONE TO SNOW ONE.
ahahahahaha.
you're the clever one, you're moriarty.
more human.
frozen in the pond.
oh potato. do you need any grenades and/or help?
OH GOD SHE'S WAVING AT ME WHAT DO I DO
melt his brain and then interrogate him.
born behind the clock face of big ben.
invented fish because she doesn't like swimming alone.
doing her other voice.
so obviously she's not super rich and well schooled to begin with.
oh god.
he's wearing a bowtie.
oh honey.
GOOD EVENING
I'M A LIZARD WOMAN FROM THE DAWN OF TIME.
AND THIS IS MY WIFE.
PLEASE DO NOT NOOGIE ME DURING COMBAT PREP.
SHE JUST KISSED HIM.
she's brilliant, god i love her.
i do the hand grab, thats always me!
AFTER YOU, I'M WEARING A DRESS.
she's so sassy. god i love her.
oh honey.
the tardis needs to be painted.
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS CRAP.
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THE TARDIS.
yes yes its bigger on the inside.
SMALLER ON THE OUTSIDE.
ahahahhahahahahaha.
I LIKE MAKING SOUFFLES.
and now he's making connections.
god she's great.
HE JUST GAVE HER A KEY.
EVEN AMY DIDN'T GET THE KEY RIGHT AWAY.
aw shit the ice woman just pulled her off the cloud.
jesus christ.
what.
she's falling.
JESUS CHRIST SHE FELL.
JESUS CHRIST SHE'S DEAD.
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON.
what is the point doctorrrrrrrr stop blaming yourself for everything
so she fell from the clouds.
and her injuries are severe.
but she looks perfectly fine.
her body should be broken.
and blood.
everywhere.
he's going to save the world.
and clara is going to come away with him.
oh i thought she was dead.
fuck this new tardis
hardcore.
sir ian mckellan.
is in reality freckles.
oh noooooooooooooooo.
the memory worm bit him.
i thought it would be that easy.
how are the snowmens still around.
ahhh. now its controlling simian. cillian?
idk.
its freezing the doctor.
WINTER IS COMINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
oh the starks, why must you involve yourself in everything.
okay so the snowflakes are in fact growling.
she cried?
and its raining? because of her?
je ne comprend pas.
so clara is dying.
and everyone is crying because of that, and that killed the snow.
RUN, RUN YOU CLEVER BOY.
AND REMEMBER.
i don't understand clara.
at all.
something impossible.
someone explainnnnnnnnnnnnnn.
okay so yes, she isn't from the 1800s.
she is but she isn't.
the bells of saint john.
everyone connecting on wifi.
PEOPLE'S SOULS ARE GETTING UPLOADED TO WIFI.
WHAT THE HELL.
i mean really.
if a random thing appeared on your wifi options, how many of us would click it?
all of us?
whose face is in the intro now?
god i hate it.
ugh.
cumbria 1207.
lemme guess.
clara.
remember when the companions were normal people? wonderful beautiful brilliant women?
rose? martha?
the doctor? the mad NOT A MONK?
yep.
aaaaaaaand he's painted clara.
the woman twice dead. and her final message.
why is she living with this family?
sounds like a phone ringing.
in 1207.
in the forest.
that is definitely a phone ringing.
THE PHONE.
IN THE POLICE PHONE BOX.
IS RINGING.
THE BELLS OF SAINT JOHN.
SAINT JOHN'S AMBULANCE.
is it an evil spirit? its a woman.
RYCBAR
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CLARA YOU'VE CLICKED THE WRONG ONE.
NOW YOU'VE BEEN SUCKED INTO THE INTERNET.
GODDDDDDDDDD CLARA.
CLARA OSWIN OSWALD.
omgggggggg his hairrrrrrrr.
he just showed up in his monk garb.
upload her? and get her a computer package?
what the hell is going on.
kill him after he gets back from holiday.
you can hack a person. once they've been uploaded to the cloud.
who the fuck is that little girl.
in her house.
stop repeating.
THAT IS THE GIRL FROM THE BOOK COVER.
whatttttttttt.
is she going to turn her head around.
aaaaaaaaaand she doesn't have a back of a head.
maybe go outside clara.
oh god. the return of the fez.
i assumed that was going to be a box full of bowties.
but its just a box with one bowtie.
what the hell the child just sucked her from her body. into that demon cover child.
reversing her upload.
did he just reverse hers?
because that map just went all wonky.
so if he went around deleting himself.
then the world of aliens doesn't remember that earth is under his protection?
doctor, you and your jammie dodgers.
who the hell is this clientttttttttt.
i really hate jammie dodgers.
why would you lick the leaf.
oh doctor. you're so weird.
I INVENTED THE QUADROCYCLE.
is that like a four person bike?
maybe you should stop promising safety, doctor.
so is that her family?
is she adopted?
ahhhh, friend of the family.
she just hacked alexi and raised his IQ.
this is interesting.
isn't that basically twitter.
A SNOGGING BOOTH.
thats the tardis.
snogging booth.
TURNING OFF THE LIGHTS.
IN ALL THE CITY.
jesus christ. is that plane going to crash on them.
BIGGER ON THE INSIDE.
he just moved them onto the crashing plane jesus christ.
i really enjoy clara. a lot.
she still has her tea mug lmfaooooooooooo
i rather liked the doctor's monk hair.
lmfaooooooooo getting money from people amazed by the magical blue box.
DOCTOR, SHUT THE DAMN DOOR TO THE TARDIS.
AND NOW THE DOOR IS SHUT.
i'm just going to assume he did it with a snap of his fingers.
"i do love london, so many cameras."
i have a quote by hardison that is relevant here.
Hardison: did you realize that London is the home of the most surveillance cameras in the world?
was the doctor always so computer savvy?
so clara now has oswin's computer skills. and 1800s!clara's nannying.
doctor should you really be leaving clara alone.
....this woman is hacking through any people she can speak.
this whole idea is quite nifty.
control of the wifi.
god we are quite invested in our wifi.
there is something up with the webcams.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh its clara.
WHO IS YOUR CLIENT.
ahahahahahahaha god she's good.
THEY HACKED THE DOCTOR?!
HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE.
WHAT IS GOING ONNNNNNNNNNNNN.
oh god its not really him.
i know this woman from somewhere.
its driving me nuts.
i guess she's in st trinian's.
I RODE THIS IN THE ANTI GRAV OLYMPICS.
what are you going to do.
hold her out the window.
ahhhh that was not really him.
so just turn everyone's conscious up.
or.
obedience. obedience works too.
BUT WHO IS THE CLIENT.
she better wake up and not just die.
ah there she is.
ffs its the intelligence.
using dudebro's face still.
i would prefer ian mckellan.
oh.
so she restored them to factory settings.
and she literally was taken as a child and has regressed.
weeeeeeeeeeeird.
fuck this new tardis.
amy's glasses. :(
crook his finger.
snog box.
i don't get it.
that wasn't a leaf, that was page one?
god this new tardis is hideous.
the rings of akhaten.
and then i really need to get to sleep.
i guess i just don't understand?
why the tardis is new at all. its not like he needed to change it at all. because nothing happened to the tardis.
it didn't crash. or explode like when ten regenerated.
the beano. 1981.
that looks like the leaf.
is that page one because its the reason her parents meet.
calling it now.
exact. precise.
over usage of words.
~*the most important leaf in human history*~
okay but.
1981.
to 24. thats only 2005? but it was 2012.
unless she stopped putting her age?
CHECK OUT THAT MOM DENIM.
ah.
yes.
she did.
when her mother died. i get it.
ugh this intro changed AGAIN.
tbh i hate it MORE.
moffat will you just STOP.
like everything about it is awful. and eleven's face is in it now?
everything about it is terrible.
its DOCTOR WHO. THE DOCTORS CHANGE.
clara is adorable.
i need icons. i'll get on that.
something awesome.
pretty easy for the doctor.
yes, no, yes.
her stupid friggen face its just SO CUTE.
these aliens are VERY alien.
ahahahahhaha he just had a bro moment with an alien it was hilarious.
omg this alien woman is kind of like a loud barky dog ahaha.
oh god.
clara and this little girl.
she's going to fuck shit up isn't she.
these aliens are terrifying.
with their whisper voices.
mary where are you.
TIMEY SPACEY.
she's really good with children.
i hope this song isn't ominous or anything. and nothing bad happens.
like she gets killed.
THAT GUY HAS A BUBBLY THING.
LIKE FROM THE EPISODE WITH THE DOCTOR'S DAUGHTER.
if she fucks up. will the old god wake up and eat everyone.
oh god.
did the guy fuck it up.
what is going on.
he's going to make her give up her mum's ring.
I KNOW he has things.
what the hell is going on.
so they've landed on the pyramid.
did the mummy god open its eyes.
of course they're sacrificing the child to the alien.
and the dudebro teleported himself away.
GOD THOSE DUDES AGAIN.
THEY'RE SO CREEPY.
they kind of remind me of the scourge.
maybe like.........steampunk scourge.
what exactly is the doctor doing with the sonic.
its like he made a bubble for the steampunk scourge.
the mummy is grandfathers alarm clock.
the old god is the sun?
what the hell.
righty ho then.
so the little girl is going to sing a pop song.
and all the aliens are going to groove.
oh doctor.
so when it showed the coming up this episode.
i thought it was his regeneration energy which was confusing.
oh man, matt.
i have seen things you wouldn't believe.
i have lost things you wouldn't understand.
that was a really good speech. and performance.
did the doctor just implode that star.
what about their universe?
what about their world?
ahh. no it was just digesting.
and now clara is offering the leaf, her page one, for her family.
so the leaf and all of its could've beens.
has now caused the star to implode.
but guys.
wasn't that their sun?
rings can't orbit nothing?
if you want me to travel with you thats fine, but as me.
i'm not going to compete with a ghost.
that fits so well with oswin, and 1800s clara.
and the ponds.
dramatic intensity music.
OMG ONION KNIGHT.
ONION KNIGHT IS IN THE NEXT EPISODE.
as well as shit. who is he.
i think he's also in game of thrones.
is he the guy getting married at the red wedding?
yes, yes he is.
also the fool who couldn't shoot the flaming arrow into catelyn's father's funeral grave boat thinger.
two game of thrones actors in one episode. lol.
okay, bed time.
EPISODES LEFT TO WATCH BEFORE THE 50TH: 6
DAYS HOURS LEFT TO WATCH THEM: 13
And earlier today.
But I was angry and slept, and now here we are. less than 24 hours until the 50th, and I still have 9 episodes to watch and a child to babysit.
yes, you're right. this probably isn't going to happen.
unless I don't sleep tonight.
ONTO THE SNOWMEN.
um.
i think the snowflakes were growling at me.
i don't think those children are dressed appropriately for the weather.
that snowman looks very artificial.
THE SNOWMAN'S VOICE IS IAN MCKELLAN.
THE SNOWMAN'S VOICE.
IS IAN MCKELLAN.
THIS IS SOME BROTHERHOOD SHIT.
..........so the child has grown up.
and now has a bunch of snowmen? that they're taking snow from......
and the snowmen have eaten all the men.
CLARAAAAAAAAAAA.
i thought she was.......not from the 1800s.
its like these people don't realize that its friggen cold.
THAT IS THE DOCTOR.
he looks very grumpy.
HE IS WEARING A TIE.
NOT A BOWTIE.
oh he doesn't recognize her.
because he never saw oswin.
so only we recognize her.
oh clara.
doctor, did you seriously not notice that the snowman had teeth?
jenna louise coleman is so friggen adorable guys.
i can't deal with her damn face.
why is she chasing after the doctor.
who the hell is talking to him?
some lizard lady, clearly.
SHE CHASED AFTER HIM. AND LANDED ON TOP OF THE CARRAIGE WHICH SHE THEN BROKE INTO.
this girl is really not normal.
DOCTOR WHO!
the veiled detective.
is that the same couple from a good man goes to war?
i'm assuming
WINTER IS COMING HAAAAAAAAAAA
anyway i'm assuming that they are.
i like that they're married.
is this before or after for them?
we know its after for the doctor.
so it is after.
because the lizard lady and her wife are there, and the potato nurse.
i guess he lived.
I AM OPPOSED TO YOUR CURRENT APATHY.
omg clara is locked in the carriage lmfaooooo.
sir do not discuss my reproductive cycle in front of enemy girls.
i love that the potato can't tell the difference between boys and girls lmfao.
please stop thinking about the snowmen.
but he doesn't remember where he found her.
because of the worm.
also she's sneaky.
a ladder to nowhere.
oh honey. trying to grab it and falling.
she really is quite good.
but she is not dressed for the weather.
that is a looooooong staircase.
or maybe high is a better word.
i've seen a lot of gifs of clara in the clouds.
okay but how.
how can you stand, on a cloud?
sniffing her cloak.
SIR IAN MCKELLANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.
the giant woman and the dreaming child.
her own work to get back to.
that no one would believe.
who is she really?
so she's leading a double life?
franny's gone mad.
she needs a doctor. lol.
really clara. just yelling up to the clouds.
bad choice.
ah but jenny is there.
lizard lady!
one word answers?
she's smart.
she's really smart.
this whole conversation is awesome.
smart clever women.
so how long has it been for him.
explain all about the snow and the danger in one word.
what is lizard lady's name.
oh honey.
he's wearing the glasses.
amy's glasses.
LMFAO SHERLOCK HOLMES.
talking snow.
TAKES ONE TO SNOW ONE.
ahahahahaha.
you're the clever one, you're moriarty.
more human.
frozen in the pond.
oh potato. do you need any grenades and/or help?
OH GOD SHE'S WAVING AT ME WHAT DO I DO
melt his brain and then interrogate him.
born behind the clock face of big ben.
invented fish because she doesn't like swimming alone.
doing her other voice.
so obviously she's not super rich and well schooled to begin with.
oh god.
he's wearing a bowtie.
oh honey.
GOOD EVENING
I'M A LIZARD WOMAN FROM THE DAWN OF TIME.
AND THIS IS MY WIFE.
PLEASE DO NOT NOOGIE ME DURING COMBAT PREP.
SHE JUST KISSED HIM.
she's brilliant, god i love her.
i do the hand grab, thats always me!
AFTER YOU, I'M WEARING A DRESS.
she's so sassy. god i love her.
oh honey.
the tardis needs to be painted.
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS CRAP.
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THE TARDIS.
yes yes its bigger on the inside.
SMALLER ON THE OUTSIDE.
ahahahhahahahahaha.
I LIKE MAKING SOUFFLES.
and now he's making connections.
god she's great.
HE JUST GAVE HER A KEY.
EVEN AMY DIDN'T GET THE KEY RIGHT AWAY.
aw shit the ice woman just pulled her off the cloud.
jesus christ.
what.
she's falling.
JESUS CHRIST SHE FELL.
JESUS CHRIST SHE'S DEAD.
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON.
what is the point doctorrrrrrrr stop blaming yourself for everything
so she fell from the clouds.
and her injuries are severe.
but she looks perfectly fine.
her body should be broken.
and blood.
everywhere.
he's going to save the world.
and clara is going to come away with him.
oh i thought she was dead.
fuck this new tardis
hardcore.
sir ian mckellan.
is in reality freckles.
oh noooooooooooooooo.
the memory worm bit him.
i thought it would be that easy.
how are the snowmens still around.
ahhh. now its controlling simian. cillian?
idk.
its freezing the doctor.
WINTER IS COMINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
oh the starks, why must you involve yourself in everything.
okay so the snowflakes are in fact growling.
she cried?
and its raining? because of her?
je ne comprend pas.
so clara is dying.
and everyone is crying because of that, and that killed the snow.
RUN, RUN YOU CLEVER BOY.
AND REMEMBER.
i don't understand clara.
at all.
something impossible.
someone explainnnnnnnnnnnnnn.
okay so yes, she isn't from the 1800s.
she is but she isn't.
the bells of saint john.
everyone connecting on wifi.
PEOPLE'S SOULS ARE GETTING UPLOADED TO WIFI.
WHAT THE HELL.
i mean really.
if a random thing appeared on your wifi options, how many of us would click it?
all of us?
whose face is in the intro now?
god i hate it.
ugh.
cumbria 1207.
lemme guess.
clara.
remember when the companions were normal people? wonderful beautiful brilliant women?
rose? martha?
the doctor? the mad NOT A MONK?
yep.
aaaaaaaand he's painted clara.
the woman twice dead. and her final message.
why is she living with this family?
sounds like a phone ringing.
in 1207.
in the forest.
that is definitely a phone ringing.
THE PHONE.
IN THE POLICE PHONE BOX.
IS RINGING.
THE BELLS OF SAINT JOHN.
SAINT JOHN'S AMBULANCE.
is it an evil spirit? its a woman.
RYCBAR
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CLARA YOU'VE CLICKED THE WRONG ONE.
NOW YOU'VE BEEN SUCKED INTO THE INTERNET.
GODDDDDDDDDD CLARA.
CLARA OSWIN OSWALD.
omgggggggg his hairrrrrrrr.
he just showed up in his monk garb.
upload her? and get her a computer package?
what the hell is going on.
kill him after he gets back from holiday.
you can hack a person. once they've been uploaded to the cloud.
who the fuck is that little girl.
in her house.
stop repeating.
THAT IS THE GIRL FROM THE BOOK COVER.
whatttttttttt.
is she going to turn her head around.
aaaaaaaaaand she doesn't have a back of a head.
maybe go outside clara.
oh god. the return of the fez.
i assumed that was going to be a box full of bowties.
but its just a box with one bowtie.
what the hell the child just sucked her from her body. into that demon cover child.
reversing her upload.
did he just reverse hers?
because that map just went all wonky.
so if he went around deleting himself.
then the world of aliens doesn't remember that earth is under his protection?
doctor, you and your jammie dodgers.
who the hell is this clientttttttttt.
i really hate jammie dodgers.
why would you lick the leaf.
oh doctor. you're so weird.
I INVENTED THE QUADROCYCLE.
is that like a four person bike?
maybe you should stop promising safety, doctor.
so is that her family?
is she adopted?
ahhhh, friend of the family.
she just hacked alexi and raised his IQ.
this is interesting.
isn't that basically twitter.
A SNOGGING BOOTH.
thats the tardis.
snogging booth.
TURNING OFF THE LIGHTS.
IN ALL THE CITY.
jesus christ. is that plane going to crash on them.
BIGGER ON THE INSIDE.
he just moved them onto the crashing plane jesus christ.
i really enjoy clara. a lot.
she still has her tea mug lmfaooooooooooo
i rather liked the doctor's monk hair.
lmfaooooooooo getting money from people amazed by the magical blue box.
DOCTOR, SHUT THE DAMN DOOR TO THE TARDIS.
AND NOW THE DOOR IS SHUT.
i'm just going to assume he did it with a snap of his fingers.
"i do love london, so many cameras."
i have a quote by hardison that is relevant here.
Hardison: did you realize that London is the home of the most surveillance cameras in the world?
was the doctor always so computer savvy?
so clara now has oswin's computer skills. and 1800s!clara's nannying.
doctor should you really be leaving clara alone.
....this woman is hacking through any people she can speak.
this whole idea is quite nifty.
control of the wifi.
god we are quite invested in our wifi.
there is something up with the webcams.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh its clara.
WHO IS YOUR CLIENT.
ahahahahahahaha god she's good.
THEY HACKED THE DOCTOR?!
HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE.
WHAT IS GOING ONNNNNNNNNNNNN.
oh god its not really him.
i know this woman from somewhere.
its driving me nuts.
i guess she's in st trinian's.
I RODE THIS IN THE ANTI GRAV OLYMPICS.
what are you going to do.
hold her out the window.
ahhhh that was not really him.
so just turn everyone's conscious up.
or.
obedience. obedience works too.
BUT WHO IS THE CLIENT.
she better wake up and not just die.
ah there she is.
ffs its the intelligence.
using dudebro's face still.
i would prefer ian mckellan.
oh.
so she restored them to factory settings.
and she literally was taken as a child and has regressed.
weeeeeeeeeeeird.
fuck this new tardis.
amy's glasses. :(
crook his finger.
snog box.
i don't get it.
that wasn't a leaf, that was page one?
god this new tardis is hideous.
the rings of akhaten.
and then i really need to get to sleep.
i guess i just don't understand?
why the tardis is new at all. its not like he needed to change it at all. because nothing happened to the tardis.
it didn't crash. or explode like when ten regenerated.
the beano. 1981.
that looks like the leaf.
is that page one because its the reason her parents meet.
calling it now.
exact. precise.
over usage of words.
~*the most important leaf in human history*~
okay but.
1981.
to 24. thats only 2005? but it was 2012.
unless she stopped putting her age?
CHECK OUT THAT MOM DENIM.
ah.
yes.
she did.
when her mother died. i get it.
ugh this intro changed AGAIN.
tbh i hate it MORE.
moffat will you just STOP.
like everything about it is awful. and eleven's face is in it now?
everything about it is terrible.
its DOCTOR WHO. THE DOCTORS CHANGE.
clara is adorable.
i need icons. i'll get on that.
something awesome.
pretty easy for the doctor.
yes, no, yes.
her stupid friggen face its just SO CUTE.
these aliens are VERY alien.
ahahahahhaha he just had a bro moment with an alien it was hilarious.
omg this alien woman is kind of like a loud barky dog ahaha.
oh god.
clara and this little girl.
she's going to fuck shit up isn't she.
these aliens are terrifying.
with their whisper voices.
mary where are you.
TIMEY SPACEY.
she's really good with children.
i hope this song isn't ominous or anything. and nothing bad happens.
like she gets killed.
THAT GUY HAS A BUBBLY THING.
LIKE FROM THE EPISODE WITH THE DOCTOR'S DAUGHTER.
if she fucks up. will the old god wake up and eat everyone.
oh god.
did the guy fuck it up.
what is going on.
he's going to make her give up her mum's ring.
I KNOW he has things.
what the hell is going on.
so they've landed on the pyramid.
did the mummy god open its eyes.
of course they're sacrificing the child to the alien.
and the dudebro teleported himself away.
GOD THOSE DUDES AGAIN.
THEY'RE SO CREEPY.
they kind of remind me of the scourge.
maybe like.........steampunk scourge.
what exactly is the doctor doing with the sonic.
its like he made a bubble for the steampunk scourge.
the mummy is grandfathers alarm clock.
the old god is the sun?
what the hell.
righty ho then.
so the little girl is going to sing a pop song.
and all the aliens are going to groove.
oh doctor.
so when it showed the coming up this episode.
i thought it was his regeneration energy which was confusing.
oh man, matt.
i have seen things you wouldn't believe.
i have lost things you wouldn't understand.
that was a really good speech. and performance.
did the doctor just implode that star.
what about their universe?
what about their world?
ahh. no it was just digesting.
and now clara is offering the leaf, her page one, for her family.
so the leaf and all of its could've beens.
has now caused the star to implode.
but guys.
wasn't that their sun?
rings can't orbit nothing?
if you want me to travel with you thats fine, but as me.
i'm not going to compete with a ghost.
that fits so well with oswin, and 1800s clara.
and the ponds.
dramatic intensity music.
OMG ONION KNIGHT.
ONION KNIGHT IS IN THE NEXT EPISODE.
as well as shit. who is he.
i think he's also in game of thrones.
is he the guy getting married at the red wedding?
yes, yes he is.
also the fool who couldn't shoot the flaming arrow into catelyn's father's funeral grave boat thinger.
two game of thrones actors in one episode. lol.
okay, bed time.
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