nope nope nope fuck you
let's kill hitler rah rah
previously on doctor who the silence fuck them.
corn field.
we're driving THROUGH a corn field. that is so not good for a car that size.
AHAHAHAHA.
THEY MADE A CROP CIRCLE SAY DOCTOR.
DID RIVER JUST RUIN THE CROP CIRCLE.
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU.
their best childhood friend who has never been mentioned before.
who has a gun. and makes bad life decisions.
i think moffat writes too many episodes. its like jeff davis.
oh godddddddd. bb rory. they're so mean to him.
GAY! oh amy pond. you're ridiculous.
SHE SHOT. THE TARDIS.
THIS FRIGGEN GIRL.
THE WORST.
she's fired from my life.
what the hell is going on with these space people.
shwat.
you are authorized. your existence will continue.
..........are they inside that dude. that can change his shape. is he the ship. what the hell.
are they also wanting to kill hitler.
guys if you kill hitler the world is gonna be way way different.
WELCOME.
REMAIN CALM WHILE YOUR LIFE IS EXTRACTED.
trolololol.
oh man i want grapes.
LITERALLY CRASHES THROUGH THE WINDOW.
REALLY DOCTOR.
HITLER.
believe me. it was an accident.
HITLER STAY AWAY FROM THE TARDIS.
RORY JUST PUNCHED HITLER.
PUT HITLER IN THE CUPBOARD.
if the tardis changes all languages, why is fuhrer still fuhrer.
..........how can mels be melody.
HOLY SHIT.
HOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTT.
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME RIVER MEETS THE DOCTOR.
SO SHE REGENERATES FROM THE LITTLE GIRL IN NEW YORK.
only river song gets to call me sweetie.
LIPSTICK.
gay gypsy barmitzvah.
when i thought well the third reich's a bit rubbish.
god i love rory.
he's my favourite.
rOSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ROSE!
ALSO GUILT.
MORE GUILT!
BABY AMELIA. BEFORE I GOT IT ALL WRONG.
YOU ARE SO SCOTTISH.
THIRTY TWO MINUTES.
really river?! shooting up a nice happy diner.
ROBOT AMY.
THEY JUST SUCKED IN RORY AND AMY.
BUT THEY CANNOT KILL RORY AND AMY.
THEY'RE A JUSTICE DEPARTMENT. THEY CAN'T KILL THEM.
DOCTOR WHOOOOOOOOOO.
SASSY.
the silence believe that silence will fall when the first question is answered.
river ran didn't she.
this is river at her beginning.
nope. she is just sitting there waiting.
a better teacher than the doctor. because the doctor was unavailable at the time.
because the tardis taught her.
but the doctor doesn't die here.
je ne comprend pas.
lol so i was technically right that river was screwing up their crop circle. because river = mels = melody = bb pond.
what.
BUT THE DOCTOR DOESN'T DIE HERE.
WHAT IS HAPPENING.
she's not done regenerating? so she can use her healing mojo on him?
hello sweetieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
so really, their entire storyline is just a jumbled mess of timelines.
RULE 1. THE DOCTOR LIES.
the diary!!!!!!! he gives her the diaryyyyyyyyy.
jesussssssssssss her remaining lives.
her remaining regenerations.
which is why she dies in the forest. and doesn't regenerate.
going to study archaeology. because of the doctor.
well that was good. updated the story of river. rah rah.
now onto night terrors, which tbh looks like a great big pile of NOPE.
do the thing. thats a bit of OCD.
so this child's fear. was so powerful.
that it made its way to the doctor's psychic paper.
sketchiest apartment buillding ever.
OPTIMUS PRIME!
worst stealthy people ever.
oh child, that is shadows. making you freak out.
really rory. let the monsters gobble him up. how are you the worst and the best.
OKAY THE ELEVATOR IS NOT OKAY.
what the helllllllllll.
social services. making night calls. lol.
ohhhhhhhkay.
the garbage just ate a little old lady.
so is his fear creating monsters?
or are there actually monsters.
we're dead. again!
so they're in a place. thats supposed to look like ye olden days.
but in reality is all fake shit.
what the hell is going onnnnnnnnnnnn.
the emperor dalek's new clothes.
so the flashlight was going on off five times.
i'm still adamant that its the childs fault.
who the frak is following them.
why the hell is the sketchy land lord with his dog coming into their apartment. rude.
ugh people who use fear as a weapon. fuck this land lord so much.
the cupboard is off the scale?
what the hell.
FUCK SCARY LITTLE CHILDREN GIGGLING.
FUCK CHILDREN.
YOUTHS.
so now the old lady is there too.
wonderful.
is it the two little scary twins.
fucking twins.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT DOLL.
i really hate dolls.
i hate them a lot.
fucking dolls. fucking children. with the singing and the evilness.
eleven.
lets open the cupboard.
freaking people out. you're the worst.
fuck this landlord.
lol he's getting sucked into the carpet.
but not the dog. because its just you thats a dick.
he doesn't remember george being bored.
.............claire can't have children. and yet. george.
what.
what the hell is going on.
i'm confused.
THE FUCKING DOLLS AGAIN.
ARE KILLING THE LANDLORD?
WHAT THE FUCK.
NO.
THEY'RE MAKING HIM INTO A GROSS GIRL DOLL TOO.
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON.
is this the dollhouse.
inside the cupboard.
yep.
THEY MADE AMY INTO A FUCKED UP DOLL.
TICK TOCK GOES THE CLOCK.
YOU AND I MUST DIE?
YEAH NO.
i've got to invent a sensor for wood. its embarrassing.
that poor old lady. in the garbage heap. gross.
trust me. i'm the doctor.
fuck this song.
nope nope nope.
tick tock goes the clock even for the doctor.
EPISODES LEFT TO WATCH BEFORE THE 50TH: 19
DAYS LEFT TO WATCH THEM: 4
previously on doctor who the silence fuck them.
corn field.
we're driving THROUGH a corn field. that is so not good for a car that size.
AHAHAHAHA.
THEY MADE A CROP CIRCLE SAY DOCTOR.
DID RIVER JUST RUIN THE CROP CIRCLE.
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU.
their best childhood friend who has never been mentioned before.
who has a gun. and makes bad life decisions.
i think moffat writes too many episodes. its like jeff davis.
oh godddddddd. bb rory. they're so mean to him.
GAY! oh amy pond. you're ridiculous.
SHE SHOT. THE TARDIS.
THIS FRIGGEN GIRL.
THE WORST.
she's fired from my life.
what the hell is going on with these space people.
shwat.
you are authorized. your existence will continue.
..........are they inside that dude. that can change his shape. is he the ship. what the hell.
are they also wanting to kill hitler.
guys if you kill hitler the world is gonna be way way different.
WELCOME.
REMAIN CALM WHILE YOUR LIFE IS EXTRACTED.
trolololol.
oh man i want grapes.
LITERALLY CRASHES THROUGH THE WINDOW.
REALLY DOCTOR.
HITLER.
believe me. it was an accident.
HITLER STAY AWAY FROM THE TARDIS.
RORY JUST PUNCHED HITLER.
PUT HITLER IN THE CUPBOARD.
if the tardis changes all languages, why is fuhrer still fuhrer.
..........how can mels be melody.
HOLY SHIT.
HOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTT.
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME RIVER MEETS THE DOCTOR.
SO SHE REGENERATES FROM THE LITTLE GIRL IN NEW YORK.
only river song gets to call me sweetie.
LIPSTICK.
gay gypsy barmitzvah.
when i thought well the third reich's a bit rubbish.
god i love rory.
he's my favourite.
rOSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ROSE!
ALSO GUILT.
MORE GUILT!
BABY AMELIA. BEFORE I GOT IT ALL WRONG.
YOU ARE SO SCOTTISH.
THIRTY TWO MINUTES.
really river?! shooting up a nice happy diner.
ROBOT AMY.
THEY JUST SUCKED IN RORY AND AMY.
BUT THEY CANNOT KILL RORY AND AMY.
THEY'RE A JUSTICE DEPARTMENT. THEY CAN'T KILL THEM.
DOCTOR WHOOOOOOOOOO.
SASSY.
the silence believe that silence will fall when the first question is answered.
river ran didn't she.
this is river at her beginning.
nope. she is just sitting there waiting.
a better teacher than the doctor. because the doctor was unavailable at the time.
because the tardis taught her.
but the doctor doesn't die here.
je ne comprend pas.
lol so i was technically right that river was screwing up their crop circle. because river = mels = melody = bb pond.
what.
BUT THE DOCTOR DOESN'T DIE HERE.
WHAT IS HAPPENING.
she's not done regenerating? so she can use her healing mojo on him?
hello sweetieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
so really, their entire storyline is just a jumbled mess of timelines.
RULE 1. THE DOCTOR LIES.
the diary!!!!!!! he gives her the diaryyyyyyyyy.
jesussssssssssss her remaining lives.
her remaining regenerations.
which is why she dies in the forest. and doesn't regenerate.
going to study archaeology. because of the doctor.
well that was good. updated the story of river. rah rah.
now onto night terrors, which tbh looks like a great big pile of NOPE.
do the thing. thats a bit of OCD.
so this child's fear. was so powerful.
that it made its way to the doctor's psychic paper.
sketchiest apartment buillding ever.
OPTIMUS PRIME!
worst stealthy people ever.
oh child, that is shadows. making you freak out.
really rory. let the monsters gobble him up. how are you the worst and the best.
OKAY THE ELEVATOR IS NOT OKAY.
what the helllllllllll.
social services. making night calls. lol.
ohhhhhhhkay.
the garbage just ate a little old lady.
so is his fear creating monsters?
or are there actually monsters.
we're dead. again!
so they're in a place. thats supposed to look like ye olden days.
but in reality is all fake shit.
what the hell is going onnnnnnnnnnnn.
the emperor dalek's new clothes.
so the flashlight was going on off five times.
i'm still adamant that its the childs fault.
who the frak is following them.
why the hell is the sketchy land lord with his dog coming into their apartment. rude.
ugh people who use fear as a weapon. fuck this land lord so much.
the cupboard is off the scale?
what the hell.
FUCK SCARY LITTLE CHILDREN GIGGLING.
FUCK CHILDREN.
YOUTHS.
so now the old lady is there too.
wonderful.
is it the two little scary twins.
fucking twins.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT DOLL.
i really hate dolls.
i hate them a lot.
fucking dolls. fucking children. with the singing and the evilness.
eleven.
lets open the cupboard.
freaking people out. you're the worst.
fuck this landlord.
lol he's getting sucked into the carpet.
but not the dog. because its just you thats a dick.
he doesn't remember george being bored.
.............claire can't have children. and yet. george.
what.
what the hell is going on.
i'm confused.
THE FUCKING DOLLS AGAIN.
ARE KILLING THE LANDLORD?
WHAT THE FUCK.
NO.
THEY'RE MAKING HIM INTO A GROSS GIRL DOLL TOO.
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON.
is this the dollhouse.
inside the cupboard.
yep.
THEY MADE AMY INTO A FUCKED UP DOLL.
TICK TOCK GOES THE CLOCK.
YOU AND I MUST DIE?
YEAH NO.
i've got to invent a sensor for wood. its embarrassing.
that poor old lady. in the garbage heap. gross.
trust me. i'm the doctor.
fuck this song.
nope nope nope.
tick tock goes the clock even for the doctor.
EPISODES LEFT TO WATCH BEFORE THE 50TH: 19
DAYS LEFT TO WATCH THEM: 4