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[suckmylipstick]

I have seen Pokemon, people claiming to be countries, trolls, and dinosaurs in this place. [...] Have I missed anything?

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[sweeperesque]

You missed the zombie mermaids a while back. Count your blessings.

[suckmylipstick]

Zombies mermaids!? [Mermaids aren't supposed to be zombies! They're sweet and pretty and--

Not that he knows anything about mermaids!] Of course there were.

[sweeperesque]

Yep. [She laughs a bit.]

You get over it, though. Need any help settling in otherwise?

[suckmylipstick]

I can't accept this. Hmph. You seem awfully comfortable given the situation. How long have you been here?

[sweeperesque]

Drawing in on a year and two months.

Don't panic, though.

[suckmylipstick]

Then you've seen much more than me.

[He sighs and slides his glasses up.] It's only a matter of time before I'll have seen as much as you.

[sweeperesque]

Awww, don't think that way. Not as many people stay here that long.

[suckmylipstick]

What do you mean by that?

[sweeperesque]

People come and go. I can count on one hand how many people who have been here as long as I have, and that doesn't compare to the number of people I know who've left.

[suckmylipstick]

[Making note to check his horoscope about his luck. Do they have a moon down here? Well, there's probably something like it.]

If what you say is true, then there is a way out of Vatheon.

[sweeperesque]

Probably, but we don't know how to find it. No one leaves of their own will.

[suckmylipstick]

I see. One more question. Who are you?

[sweeperesque]

Saya Minatsuki. It's not a bad name to remember. If you talk to the right people, it can help win 'em over.

Oh, and it's nice to meet you!

[suckmylipstick]

So noted. My name is Hajime Tounomine. It's also a name to remember. [He grins smugly.]

[sweeperesque]

I'm sure it is. On the list of 'people to check up on from time to time', right?

[suckmylipstick]

Why is my name on a list like that?