Big Bang 01 ✖ Video; English
[As the communicator clatters to the floor the video feed starts with a tilted view of a bunch of trees, and it's silent for a while before there's a loud furious moo from an equally pissed-off mad cow. Then, an actual voice, a female one, and she's just about as angry as her animal companion.]
YOU THINK THIS IS ENOUGH TO MAKE ME CONSIDER BECOMING A VEGETARIAN?! I'M AN AMERICAN FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
[Suddenly there's a loud boom, as if something just exploded and the communicator is sent sailing even farther away in a sea of smoke and dirt before it falls to the ground once more, showing nothing but a still slightly dirt-cloud covered sky above. There's a few muffled curses, a soft thump as something small falls to the floor, followed by an even louder thump of something very not small. As the dust clears and more of the sky above is shown, though all you get now is regular dusky clouds, there are footsteps gradually getting louder and louder as the person walks toward the communicator.
A hand covers the screen as it is picked up, but it's gone soon enough and there is finally a view of Rage, still looking ticked-off and with her hair strewn about. There is a crack in her glasses which she sees, and she pulls them off only to toss them away in a muttered curse.]
Good thing I've got a spare set in my bag... wherever the hell that is. Speaking of wherever the hell things are, this does not look like the Kame TV studio. [Another loud thump as Rage sighs and sets the large bazooka that had been strapped to her back onto the ground and put vertically to her side, tapping the top against her shoulder.] Oh Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.
[A quick glance at the communicator in her hand as her brow furrows. She actually looks a little confused and upset before she sighs once again.] "Use this", huh? You know what I'm going to use it for? I'm going to find the bastard that's responsible for this stupid joke and shove it so far up their ass that-
[The transmission ends.]
YOU THINK THIS IS ENOUGH TO MAKE ME CONSIDER BECOMING A VEGETARIAN?! I'M AN AMERICAN FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
[Suddenly there's a loud boom, as if something just exploded and the communicator is sent sailing even farther away in a sea of smoke and dirt before it falls to the ground once more, showing nothing but a still slightly dirt-cloud covered sky above. There's a few muffled curses, a soft thump as something small falls to the floor, followed by an even louder thump of something very not small. As the dust clears and more of the sky above is shown, though all you get now is regular dusky clouds, there are footsteps gradually getting louder and louder as the person walks toward the communicator.
A hand covers the screen as it is picked up, but it's gone soon enough and there is finally a view of Rage, still looking ticked-off and with her hair strewn about. There is a crack in her glasses which she sees, and she pulls them off only to toss them away in a muttered curse.]
Good thing I've got a spare set in my bag... wherever the hell that is. Speaking of wherever the hell things are, this does not look like the Kame TV studio. [Another loud thump as Rage sighs and sets the large bazooka that had been strapped to her back onto the ground and put vertically to her side, tapping the top against her shoulder.] Oh Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.
[A quick glance at the communicator in her hand as her brow furrows. She actually looks a little confused and upset before she sighs once again.] "Use this", huh? You know what I'm going to use it for? I'm going to find the bastard that's responsible for this stupid joke and shove it so far up their ass that-
[The transmission ends.]