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Big Bang 09 ✖ Text

Feb 21, 2010 18:23

[When the communicator turns on with a loud Bzzt!, there's no accompanying yelp of pain or loud stream of cursing that you'd usually hear. This is because Rage hadn't been holding it. She'd kept it on her bed. For a while, all you hear is some sniffling ( Read more... )

i has a bazooka :3, sick again, i'll call him toto, in the name of fashion, needs more explosions, freezing my ass off, time for a nature walk, she has friends?!

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carrot_beast February 22 2010, 02:52:44 UTC

[To... be at the wrong place and time. Decisions, decisions.]

suckmycannon February 22 2010, 03:03:14 UTC

[Well whatever you decide to do, do it now, because there is a five foot tall red headed girl walking down Lander Boulevard with a very short skirt. And she's having trouble walking too. In fact, it looks like she might fall over in the snow.

WHAT DO YOU DO?]

carrot_beast February 22 2010, 03:08:43 UTC

[Well well well, what do we have here? A hawt red-hair chick in a short skirt with a---Yikes! Make that falling~ Catching the bait! Gentleman role time!

Carrot sweeps down to catch the falling Rage.]

Woah~ there pretty lady, your trip almost ended.

suckmycannon February 22 2010, 03:41:34 UTC

[And just when she thinks she's about to make her cold even worse -not that going outside was making it any better, but a face full of snow doesn't do her much good-, Rage yelps as she notices someone snatch her up before she manages to fall. When she jerks her head up to look at this mystery guy, she just blinks... until she notices he's still holding her. At that, she plants a hand in Carrot's face and shoves him back, yelling while she tries to get him to let go.]

The hell are you doing?! Let go of me ya night stalker!

carrot_beast February 24 2010, 00:53:45 UTC

[Ouch, ouch. The most common reaction he ever gets. Carrot's face is pushed back with his cheek pressing against his teeth. His hands just remain planted on her shoulder. If she wants to push away, now is the time.]

--owww, I like pervert better!

suckmycannon February 24 2010, 02:15:19 UTC

It definitely would be bet--

[Hold on a second here, pervert actually does sound better. Makes sense too, because he sounds like that pervert from before that said she needed to get laid.

WAIT, IT IS THAT PERVERT! Yup, shoving you away really hard and yelling at the top of her lungs now.]

YOU'RE THAT JACKASS FROM BEFORE THAT SAID I NEEDED TO GET LAID AREN'T YOU?! YOU PIECE OF SHIT, HOW ABOUT I CALL YOU 'DEAD MEAT', BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO BE IN A FEW SECONDS!

carrot_beast February 24 2010, 02:57:36 UTC

[Big Mama she's crazy!! ...Okay just really really mad. Carrot fumbles a couple steps from the push. After stepping back, Carrot waves his arms in front of him.]

Guess I am, and the offer is still stand-- Anyway, I just saved your cute hindie from the cold floor there!

suckmycannon February 24 2010, 03:27:59 UTC

[The thing is freezing cold because of the weather outside but like hell she's going to let him keep making stupid comments like that to her face so BAM. Bazooka is being pointed right in your face Carrot.]

I'm afraid I'll have to decline. So sorry. And we'll have no more comments made about my behind, got it?

.....thanks though. Weirdo.

carrot_beast February 24 2010, 03:38:14 UTC

[Okay, to be honest he doesn't know what that thing is pointed at him. It looks like a canon! His palms faces right in front of it like his own shield, not a very good one BUT HEY. Carrot slides his head to one side smiling nervously, yeah like he's peeking behind the giant canon.]

Ern... whatever you say. Can I ask one thing?

suckmycannon February 24 2010, 04:17:01 UTC

[She's a little hesitant in putting it away, but the most she'll do is at least tilt it down a little bit and off to the side so the barrel isn't right in his face.]

Permission to speak granted. Just watch what you have to say this time. I haven't fired this thing in a long while and I'm just dying to put it to use soon.

carrot_beast February 26 2010, 04:14:21 UTC

[Phew... Carrot exhales a little seeing the giant canon lowering. His palms are still facing her, it's like his own shield.]

So... What the heck is that thing? Some kind of canon?

suckmycannon February 26 2010, 22:33:25 UTC

[After a few extra seconds she just sighs and lowers it.]

Kind of. It's a bazooka. Same function as a cannon though. This is just more portable.

carrot_beast March 1 2010, 19:32:51 UTC

Really?

[Carrot leans closer following the bazooka, and pokes it. It feels like a cannon. His eyes lightens up like a little kid seeing a new toy.]

Hey, can I try it?

suckmycannon March 1 2010, 23:21:52 UTC

[Don't even think Rage can't see the excited child-like glee in your eyes Carrot. She sees -all-. And she doesn't appreciate you actually touching her bazooka. Geez, no manners at all.]

Excuse me? What kind of person lets a total stranger try out their weapon? This girl's like my baby! I'm not just going to let anyone handle her, and I doubt someone like you would know how to treat her right. Try getting yourself off my hit list first and then we can see about a proper introduction.

carrot_beast March 3 2010, 22:30:49 UTC

[Dur, he doesn't have manners unless he feels like it. He looks the least worry.]

Oh come on. We have nothing like this where I'm from. I just want to see what this thing can do. [And he does the most stupidest thing, he tries to stick his face into the weapon.]

Hmm, I can't smell any gunpowder.

suckmycannon March 4 2010, 01:37:41 UTC

[UH-UH I DON'T THINK SO. Rage reels back, snatching the bazooka away before getting a good grip of it and giving Carrot a good SMACK on the top of his head with the length of the barrel.]

ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE?! DON'T DO THAT! It doesn't work with gunpowder! It shoots missiles, and I've only got one which I'd rather not put to use just to entertain some moron like you!

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