Big Bang 07 ✖ Text [BACKDATED to Jan 29th]

[suckmycannon]

{Locked to Hikaru and Kaoru; So hackable it's not even funny}

i Need to talk to both of you. right NOw.

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[one_is_hikaru]

Hm?

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[suckmycannon]

[Can't text anymore because sooob where are my glasses, so she just switches to voice and continues in Japanese.]

My bazooka. You still have it right? And the rocket?

Lend it to America. He'll give it back to you when he's done with it.

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[toppedbytwin]

Suuuure. But what do we get out of it?

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[one_is_hikaru]

Nee, nee, I'm more concerned with what America is going to do with it. Aren't he and Den trying to make a helicopter made out of machine guns? Should we really give him something like that? Is he going to blow up the monster that killed him, since Den failed in avenging him?

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[toppedbytwin]

You know... Now you've got me worried. Den's an idiot.

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[one_is_hikaru]

Exactly. And America's just like him.

Except an American version, so he's even worse. And he's from the 1960s, too, I think, so he's trying to rid the universe of Communism. He probably thinks the monster that killed him was employed by Ho Chi Minh or something.

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[toppedbytwin]

What...

Wait.

You don't seriously believe in the whole countries are people thing... Do you, Hikaru?

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[one_is_hikaru]

No way! But I don't know what else to call them by, and it's funny to play along; they're all so psycho, and really good actors. I guess because they're crazy. They really believe they're countries.

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[toppedbytwin]

Crazy doesn't even begin to describe... Don't they have regular names?

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[one_is_hikaru]

Yeah, I think so, but I don't know them. That's why I call Den, Den.

Maybe we can refer to the American guy as John? That's an American name.

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[toppedbytwin]

Might as well call him Bob.

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[one_is_hikaru]

Nah, he's more like a John or a Frank~

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[toppedbytwin]

Let's go with John.

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[one_is_hikaru]

Well, John was killed by a monster here - and later revived, because that's what happens - and Den went out to take revenge on the monster, but he failed and was disemboweled. Just got out of the hospital a few days ago, in fact.

I bet John's going to try to blow that monster up with the bazooka now. Or fight Communism with it. Americans are so crazy~

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[toppedbytwin]

Right right. I guess it only serves idiots right.

Definitely don't want them with that bazooka. Man. And here I thought the French were crazy.~

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[suckmycannon]

Are the two of you done chit-chatting and may I please have your attention for a single goddamn moment FUCK YOU PISS ME OFF ALL THE DAMN TIME YOU