Happy birthday to our dear Dom Mod MUM!!
*throws glittery confetti*
May you get fed grapes...
And be tackled lovingly...
And be given spunk flavoured drumsticks...
And find nice surprises under your bedsheets...
And get taken out for a spin...
And get wet snogs for the benefit of the audience!
And most important of all, may you always remember that we wub you lots :)
xoxo,
your slashy kids!