most embarassing and hilarious thing to ever happen to me. enjoy.
"i just told kendall that u are a hermaphrodite, i should get an oscar nomination for how convincing i was. IM NOT KIDDING! HAHAHAHA just act normal when u get here.
he fucken does, i swear. we both should act awkward when we talk to each other in front of him. hahaha
i told him we got drunk at sara's party and were about to hook up
put a sock under your pants! hahaha
act like u dont know how to approach me. i told him u had a magnificent body but u had some ext baggage down south in the border HAHAHAHA
as in u had male parts hahahah. trust me he thinks its true. he's like... that must be so hard! =p
he probably thinks thats why you wont hook up with him
knowing him he might think we are trying to get him jealous by saying that i "SAW U" hahaha later on when he finds out the truth. hahaha"
compliments of my friend Ivan... thanks dude!!!
he fucken does, i swear. we both should act awkward when we talk to each other in front of him. hahaha
i told him we got drunk at sara's party and were about to hook up
put a sock under your pants! hahaha
act like u dont know how to approach me. i told him u had a magnificent body but u had some ext baggage down south in the border HAHAHAHA
as in u had male parts hahahah. trust me he thinks its true. he's like... that must be so hard! =p
he probably thinks thats why you wont hook up with him
knowing him he might think we are trying to get him jealous by saying that i "SAW U" hahaha later on when he finds out the truth. hahaha"
compliments of my friend Ivan... thanks dude!!!